Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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"Pope Pushes Turkey to Protect Christians"--headline, CBSNews.com, Nov. 29
Just caaaaaalllllll For Super Turkey! Bawk, Ba-ba-bawk!
"Arctic Gull Recorded in Southern Calif."--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 24
Guess not too many studios at the north pole.
"Ohio Firm Recalls Turkey and Ham"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 24
"That was some feast you put on for Thanksgiving Ma!"
"Oregon AD Moos to Resign, Will Stay Until March 2007"--headline, ESPN.com, Nov. 26
What do you have to do to get hired, cluck?
"Testicle Checks 'Now More Common' "--headline, BBC.co.uk, Nov. 26
"Yep, you got 2 - Next!"
"Women Talk Three Times as Much as Men, Says Study"--headline, Daily Mail (London), Nov. 28
Men listen only a third as much as women do.
"Older Female Chimps Sexier"--headline, New Vision (Uganda), Nov. 27
Bad news for women in Uganda.
"Cutting Back on Smoking Won't Cut Death Risk"--headline, HealthDay.com, Nov. 28
Doctors say life is still 100% fatal.
"'Bad gas' grounds American Airlines flight" --headline, Foxnews, Dec. 6
No more beans to be served on American flights!
"Student Studies in D.C."--headline, Acorn (Agoura Hills, Calif.), Nov. 30
That's one.
"Data Can Now Be Stored on Paper"--headline, Arab News (Jeddah, Saudi Arabia), Nov. 18
Arabs invent Pencil.
head em out cowboy! the chickens are in town!
! Those turkey headlines should have been around at Thanksgiving time!