Longest Week In Eternity
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Not really sure why, but everyone in my vicinity seems to agree that this week has dragged on the ground like a horse penis in the summer heat...sorry for that visual, but I was always a fan of "I'm gonna make like a horse cock and hit the road." This expression should be used as often as possible...."possible" of course referring to situations in which saying such will not get you fired or forced to endure physical harm, or both.
Okay so long week? Yeah, maybe it's been the weather fluctuations combined with (or maybe causing) a larger amount of work stress than usual that created such a drawn out weekend. Or maybe I've still be working off the day of sloth I had last Sunday and hadn't caught up until now when I "helped' a friend finish off a keg and watch movies and eat frozen pizza all day. For breakfast that day I had eggs, sausage, pineapple, 2 shots of tequila and a beer. I'm not planning on doing that for awhile. but then again, can one really plan for such occurences....I suppose you can, but really, you shouldn't.
The weekend should be pretty low-key, at least if I have my way. I think I might kick it biking downtown tonight though I should be careful that my mood isn't so close to the way it was yesterday on my ride when I caught myself having little regard for traffic at all pulling in front of cars simply on the notion that they'll see me and swerve out the way....hopefully I don't have too many more days like that...or I may not have many more days at all.
The little sister is coming home from college today and that should add some excitement to my weekend since the boyfriend she's usually attached at the hip with isn't around so maybe she can hang out with her style-cramping older bro. My lil' sis is a big source of pride for me. Maybe because she seems to be growing more and more poltically aware and involved and I'm feeling very neglectful of such things right now and I pretend that her siblings influence may have rubbed off on her somewhat in her motivations to seek a better world for us all...or at least raise her voice against the injustices she's chosen to recognize as important to her.
well I gotta get myself some lunch and my bike together to get my ass back to work. I think I'm going to take my urban assualt bike which I've dubbed "The Raven" as if the bike is my alter cynical goth girl ego. Doesn't everyone have the same alterego? Well they should dag-nab-it.
Peace,
and Happy Friday to y'all,
SuspeckTed So how does a crazy person get through the forest? How do you put an astronauts baby to sleep? They take the psycho-path. You Rock-it (rocket)
Not really sure why, but everyone in my vicinity seems to agree that this week has dragged on the ground like a horse penis in the summer heat...sorry for that visual, but I was always a fan of "I'm gonna make like a horse cock and hit the road." This expression should be used as often as possible...."possible" of course referring to situations in which saying such will not get you fired or forced to endure physical harm, or both.
Okay so long week? Yeah, maybe it's been the weather fluctuations combined with (or maybe causing) a larger amount of work stress than usual that created such a drawn out weekend. Or maybe I've still be working off the day of sloth I had last Sunday and hadn't caught up until now when I "helped' a friend finish off a keg and watch movies and eat frozen pizza all day. For breakfast that day I had eggs, sausage, pineapple, 2 shots of tequila and a beer. I'm not planning on doing that for awhile. but then again, can one really plan for such occurences....I suppose you can, but really, you shouldn't.
The weekend should be pretty low-key, at least if I have my way. I think I might kick it biking downtown tonight though I should be careful that my mood isn't so close to the way it was yesterday on my ride when I caught myself having little regard for traffic at all pulling in front of cars simply on the notion that they'll see me and swerve out the way....hopefully I don't have too many more days like that...or I may not have many more days at all.
The little sister is coming home from college today and that should add some excitement to my weekend since the boyfriend she's usually attached at the hip with isn't around so maybe she can hang out with her style-cramping older bro. My lil' sis is a big source of pride for me. Maybe because she seems to be growing more and more poltically aware and involved and I'm feeling very neglectful of such things right now and I pretend that her siblings influence may have rubbed off on her somewhat in her motivations to seek a better world for us all...or at least raise her voice against the injustices she's chosen to recognize as important to her.
well I gotta get myself some lunch and my bike together to get my ass back to work. I think I'm going to take my urban assualt bike which I've dubbed "The Raven" as if the bike is my alter cynical goth girl ego. Doesn't everyone have the same alterego? Well they should dag-nab-it.
Peace,
and Happy Friday to y'all,
SuspeckTed So how does a crazy person get through the forest? How do you put an astronauts baby to sleep? They take the psycho-path. You Rock-it (rocket)
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