Old Joke - New Punchline

There is an old joke about a farmer's daughter (they all begin that way) and a traveling salesman.  The joke goes that the farmer lets the salesman stay the night, but he is not to touch his daughter.  And to make sure he does not, he puts eggs all around his daughter in her bed.  Well, as it goes, the salesman cannot resists, busts all the eggs and then realizes he is a dead man!  But being a traveling glue salesman, he runs out to his car, gets some glue and glues all the eggs back together before the farmer wakes up.

Upon waking, the farmer sees all the eggs are intact and to congratulate the salesman, tells him he is going to fix him a country sized breakfast.  So the farmer gathers the eggs to start it and cracks them open.  Of course they are empty.  Enraged the farmer grabs his shotgun and runs to the hen house.  Staring at the roosters the farmer demands "Ok, which one of you has been using a condom!!!!!".

So what else is new?  About 2 weeks ago, I started to again receive notifications from the JU Forums of articles that have been commented on.  This feature stopped working a long time ago, so I really was pleasantly surprised to see it start again.  Except for one thing.  When you open the messages from the JU Forums, there is nothing inside!

So my questions is:  Which admin is using condoms in the forums?