The Rasterbator

Here's a cool little program you can use or download.

The Rasterbator
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Reply #1 Top
Very interesting - though I can't image what I'd need a 20m poster for!
Reply #2 Top
very cool...but i do not Rasterbate
Reply #3 Top
We all rasterbate from time to time, don't be shy Skinhit..
I've looked through their gallery and there are many awesome posters done it pretty cool ways. I've put some in my album here:
Photos
Reply #5 Top
.but i do not Rasterbate


Neither do I...the guilt became too great to bear after seeing that Monty Python movie and hearing that 'sacred' song.
Reply #6 Top
See, admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery. If this is considered a problem.
Reply #7 Top
I am going to try and work this word into a conversation this week.

Perhaps,,,,"I was on the computer rasterbating..."buwhahahahaha
Reply #8 Top
Or
I'm taking rasterbation classes online. Since I'm a beginner, I'm considered a Private Rasterbator. Then comes Major Rasterbator, and then Master Rasterbator. Someday I hope to get my Bachelor in Master Rasterbating.

I think I'm typing Rasterbator too much. My eyes are starting to feel funny.

I vaguely remember mama warning me about something like this.
Reply #9 Top
Keep this up & we'll all go blind!
Reply #10 Top
I tried this program. Now I wear glasses.
Reply #11 Top
Oh my goodness, you have a photo album of Rasterbator's. This site is going downhill fast.
Reply #12 Top
I'll never become a WindowBlind Master Apprentice, so I figured I'd make my own category. Sometimes a gal has to improvise.
Reply #13 Top
I think I'll teach my girlfriend how to Rasterbate, she might like it. And I know I'd love to watch her do it.
Reply #14 Top
okay...so from time to time i'll rasterbate, only when necessary... but after looking @ all those pics of other people's rasterbation...i think i'll try it alot more now
Reply #15 Top
neat little program..but i looked at the faq for it, and it says if you rasterbate to much.. you'll run out of ink..
Reply #16 Top
Oops, I'm in deep doo doo now! Mrs starkers woke up late last night and caught me rasterbating.....

"I'm constantly vying for your attention cos you're either on WC or the Playboy site looking at those 'articles'....now I come out here and catch you rasterbating. What gives?" she asked: "Don't you love me any more?"

"Well of course I still love you, honey." I replied: "but this rasterbating just feels so darned good....I, I, I think I'm becoming addicted to it.

With that she stormed off back to bed and locked the bedroom door behind her, leaving me to sleep on the couch. Wasn't too comfortable, but I still had a wonderful dream about raterbating, anyways.

i looked at the faq for it, and it says if you rasterbate to much.. you'll run out of ink..


I hope not...at my age I don't know if I've got that much ink left.
Reply #17 Top
Seriously, A 20m poster. Thats got to be like $40.00 worth of ink. I did download it but have not installed it. Anyone no if you can Rasterbate a size smaller than 20m?
Reply #18 Top
that depends on how much build up you have
Reply #20 Top
You don't have to make a huge poster. There are options in the program and as you go to each step, it tells you how many pieces of paper the poster will take. Could only take 6 pieces of paper. Those are choices you make as you go.
Reply #21 Top
in actuality this is a really cool program b/c i did this one time manually with 6 pieces of paper and it was very time consuming and labor intensive...this would make that much easier...i really like the pics in the gallery too...
Reply #22 Top
You don't have to make a huge poster. There are options in the program and as you go to each step, it tells you how many pieces of paper the poster will take. Could only take 6 pieces of paper. Those are choices you make as you go.


I'm going to let my 11 year old rasterbate big time for his room...but taking it to a print shop because my printer is po dunk.

Does that make me a bad parent? Encouraging this type thing?  
Reply #23 Top
I'm going to let my 11 year old rasterbate big time for his room...

Does that make me a bad parent? Encouraging this type thing?


Tonya! What the heck?!?!? How could you let your son be involved in such behavior!

Reply #24 Top
Tonya! What the heck?!?!? How could you let your son be involved in such behavior!


Well I am the WORST mother doncha know?