Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines...ala Me.

Trying my hand at Doc's continuing series...

from JoeUser Forums
"Canadian pig farmer denies murder claims "-- Associated Press, Jan.23

How else are we going to get Canadian bacon?

"Paris Hilton's private items on Internet"--Fox News, Jan. 23

I thought we saw those already...

"Goody denies being racist"--NDTV.com, Jan. 23

Obviously she's too "good" for it.

"Devlin interviews bring probe"--USA Today, Jan 22

Close Encounters of the Media Kind?

"Storm Trojan floods email boxes"--Computerworld New Zealand, Jan 22

The price we pay for safe sex...

"U.S. Docs Tough on Blood Pressure"--Newsday.com, Jan 22.

Always knew going to the doctor was bad for you...

"Woman Takes Potty Break, Falls in Lake"--Newsday.com, Jan. 23

Okay, who left the seat up?

"'Dreamgirls' gets mixed Oscar love"--CNN.com, Jan. 23

Usually Oscar charges extra...

"India space capsule returns to Earth"--CNN.com, Jan. 23

Too spicy even for the vacuum of space.

"Pair volunteers for skunk road trip"--CNN.com, Jan. 17

On the condition they vow never to return.



Well, there ya have it...I must tip my hat to Doc on this...it's harder than it looks.

~Zoo
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top


Guy's the master of the funny headlines, but ya did pretty good.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Guy's the master of the funny headlines, but ya did pretty good.


Thanks.  

I just decided to give it a shot...I must say it takes a bit of work to find decent headlines and an appropriate pun.

I am only at an apprentice level.

~Zoo
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Loved the potty break one!   
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Woman Takes Potty Break, Falls in Lake"--Newsday.com, Jan. 23

Okay, who left the seat up?


Canadian pig farmer denies murder claims "-- Associated Press, Jan.23

How else are we going to get Canadian bacon?


very funny doc! oh dear oh dear! you had me in stitches this morning!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Loved the potty break one!


It was pretty much a joke in itself.

very funny doc!


*cough* *hrm* I did these...*cough*

~Zoo