Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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(With thanks to Zoo who did a great job in my high ate us)
"20-Year-Old Missing After Heavy Rains, Flooding in Ark."--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 15
Noah should keep better track of his sons!
"Town Searching for Police Chief"--headline, Concord (N.H.) Monitor, Jan. 12
You know you are in trouble when even the Police Chief gets lost!
"Exploding Pumps Recalled"--headline, Health24.com, Jan. 12
"Ah, the blow up so young!"
"ASEAN Leaders Agree to Put Teeth Into Group"--headline, Reuters, Jan. 12
Dentist retires on windfall profits!
"UK Government Is Failing Sex Workers"--headline, British Medical Journal press release, Jan. 11
At least England knows that all politicians are just prostitutes! And bad ones at that!
"Police Identify Injured in Murfreesboro Apartment Shooting"--headline, Tennessean, Jan. 15
"Yea, that is the one. The one with the bullet hole."
"Crime Victims Need Notification"--headline, Paris (Texas) News, Jan. 16
"Mrs. Smith? You in Trouble girl! You have been ripped off!"
"Humane Society Says Watch Pets in Cold"--headline, RadioIowa.com, Jan. 16
"Mommy, Mommy! Look, Fido is turning to ice!"
"Ole Miss Alcohol Study Group to Finish Jan. 23"--headline, Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal, Jan. 16
{Hic} That was some stushy group! {Hic}
"Sheriff: Crimes May Mar Image"--headline, Clarion-Ledger (Jackson, Miss.), Jan. 19
"It is a great place to live! Except for the muggings, robberies and murders! But a Great place!"
"Golden Gate Bridge Suicides Rise Sharply"--headline, KPIX-TV Web site (San Francisco), Jan. 19
WOW! Defying Gravity! I guess they die from lack of oxygen?
very funny.
