Stardock Forced me Through Menopause

from JoeUser Forums

Last night, I went to bed with a period.  Confident in my knowledge that although aging, I was doing so gracefully.  But little did I know that whilst I slept, someone was conspiring to age my body beyond my normal eternal youthfulness!

Today I awoke, and something was different.  You know how it is.  You know something is, but not what.  What could it be?  But I went about my daily duties thinking that perhaps it was just a synaptic disconnect (which sometimes leads to the fealing of Deja' Vu - but that is another story).  It must have just been that.  A synaptic disconnect.

Lunch time came. And with it the realization that I was old!  And now periodless!  Yes dear Friends!  I received the following message from Stardock!

Unfortunately your account, being an older account, already has Non-AlphaNumeric characters. So we have changed your nickname on your account to be "Dr Guy".

I bawled my eyes out!  No longer able to bear children!  I am now periodless!  I am an old man!  Oh woe is me!

Wait!  I that means I cannot have more children, so I can have unprotected sex with anyone!  ALRIGHT!

Thanks Stardock!  Now I can join the 60s - 40 years late!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
...and now everything you ever wanted to know about male periods Link
Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Stardock won't even ACCEPT my account on WC...and I DON'T have any non alphanumerics!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I had to read this 3 times before I actually got it. I was sitting here thinking, "I would have sworn Dr. Guy was a man but maybe I was wrong..."
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

...and now everything you ever wanted to know about male periods

WOW!  I never knew!

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Heh, my old lady says I'm on the rag all the time...

Just wait until you are my age!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey, until you have a first rate hot flash. Pipe down!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Stardock won't even ACCEPT my account on WC...and I DON'T have any non alphanumerics!

I dont think this is the same thing.  This was an auto correction in preparation of getting JU under the fold.

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

I had to read this 3 times before I actually got it. I was sitting here thinking, "I would have sworn Dr. Guy was a man but maybe I was wrong..."

Hey!  Think of what I was thinking!

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hey, until you have a first rate hot flash. Pipe down!

I think I had one.

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah, but do you actually miss your period? maybe Stardock knocked you up.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
I had to read this 3 times before I actually got it


*cough* ummmmm I still haven't got it.

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah, but do you actually miss your period? maybe Stardock knocked you up.


oh geeeesh.....I hope SC doesn't see this........if so, we're in for another one of his loony tunes.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah, but do you actually miss your period? maybe Stardock knocked you up.


Ya think maybe we can start a contest on who the daddy is?   
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
I had to read this 3 times before I actually got it


*cough* ummmmm I still haven't got it.




My Handle use to be Dr. Guy. Stardock had to change it to Dr Guy since the new system does not allow non-alphanumeric characters.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
aha....yes, I realized that once I got the same message today. So I will be KFC Kickin For Christ. I guess I'm officially not a newbie anymore.....my account came under the "old account" definition.

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
aha....yes, I realized that once I got the same message today. So I will be KFC Kickin For Christ. I guess I'm officially not a newbie anymore.....my account came under the "old account" definition.


So you are! But you just lost parenthesis. I lost a period!
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
So you are! But you just lost parenthesis. I lost a period!


ya, but I feel naked!!
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
ya, but I feel naked!!


Is this turning into an Z-rated blog?   
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: KellyW0498Posted: Wednesday, February 28, 2007Hey, until you have a first rate hot flash. Pipe down!


I was sitting here thinking, "I would have sworn Dr. Guy was a man but maybe I was wrong..."


ROFL!!!!



And the killer statement of all time:

KFC Kickin For ChristPosted: Wednesday, February 28, 2007Yeah, but do you actually miss your period? maybe Stardock knocked you up.


Harhar....
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top

Harhar....

It was fun to write and fun to read the comebacks!

Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
My age is X-rated Doc and I still have periods----of senility.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top

My age is X-rated Doc and I still have periods----of senility.

I am getting there!