My Response to the Writing Challenge

Two in one

A bad habit:

I have a hard time finishing ...
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A few other short tales --

I am choking. This contains peanuts?

I got pregnant, and he left.

She kissed the wheel and crashed.

Now, twist the green wire with

Veni, Vidi, Contavi – “I came, I saw, I sang”


I love these... I could do them all night long... and if I can't sleep again, I just might.
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meh. Mine's shorter. And more thorough.

Although not very original...lol!
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Evidently, I have troubles with finishing things too . . .
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I just thought I would kill two birds with six words.
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Evidently, I have troubles with finishing things too . . .


scribus interruptus?
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LOL These are just fantastic. I could read them all night. Well done and keep 'em coming.
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I've actually performed this one:

Bunny. Headlights. Squish. The End.

(Imagine fingers doing bunny ears, then pointing forward for headlights, then a closed fist for squish... and that's how you perform it.)

Why Hell Froze:

Paris Hilton wins Oscar. Hell freezes.
I finish writing a book. Hell freezes.
Backstreet Boys reunion. Hell runs away.



My Favorite Books in 6 words or less.

Hobbits walk. Creepy villains. Ring Destroyed.

Boy wizard defeats evil through love.

Little person wizard saves Princess baby.

Kids travel across universes, meet Dust.

Earth destroyed, man left, don't panic.

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My Favorite Books in 6 words or less.

Hobbits walk. Creepy villains. Ring Destroyed.

Boy wizard defeats evil through love.

Little person wizard saves Princess baby.

Kids travel across universes, meet Dust.

Earth destroyed, man left, don't panic.


Dammit, sugar, you took my idea! I was going to start a series of articles on "short attention span" book, movie, music reviews! Now that blows several of the books out of the water...lol!
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Some books I've read lately:

Cell by Stephen King: Phone crazies. Combustibles remain. Carnage ensues.

Sor Juana's Second Dream by Alicia Gaspar Alba: She's a lesbian. Get over it.

Rayuela (Hopscotch) by Julio Cortázar: Consciousness is a stream of consciousness is a stream of . . . (bit longer than six words, but I just needed that last little bit)

Buffy, Season Eight by Joss Whedon: Buffy lives! Kicks ass, takes names.

Backlash by Susan Faludi: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch! (Just kiddin'. I freaking love that book. Every one of you, go out and get it. Now. That's an order.)

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Dammit, sugar, you took my idea! I was going to start a series of articles on "short attention span" book, movie, music reviews! Now that blows several of the books out of the water...lol!


hehe... so sorry. Dare I say, "Great minds etc. crazy minds too."

Bonus points if you can name every book I summarized.

And San... the Buffy one is perfect!
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You guys are just too good!lol
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SHE,

I guessed three of them straightaway: LOTR, Harry Potter and Hitchhikers Guide. The other two seem less obvious (maybe because I've not read them or maybe because you've condensed them so well).

I love this idea but am having a hard time putting any together.
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scribus interruptus?

Is there a 12 step program for that?

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Hobbits walk. Creepy villains. Ring Destroyed.

Boy wizard defeats evil through love.

Little person wizard saves Princess baby.

Kids travel across universes, meet Dust.

Earth destroyed, man left, don't panic.


My guesses:

LOTR.

Harry Potter.

Willow.

A Wrinkle in Time?

Hitchhiker's Guide.
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It is possible that you haven't read the other two. I'll tell you this -- little person wizard saves Princess baby was also a popular movie (fantasy, obviously)

The other, kids travel across universes, meet Dust, will soon be a movie (also fantasy) though there has been some controversy about it.

Good luck!
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SHE,

I think San Chonino has given them away. I've heard about the movie 'Wrinkle In Time' and remember something about 'Willow' from years ago. I've not read either story, though.
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Willow was a great movie, I highly recommend if you enjoy fantasy...sorry, preferred to watch movie, didn't read the book! I've also heard about Wrinkle in Time, I thought it was already out?
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...because I'm always finishing your sentences.

(in response to your initial post  )
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Wrinkle in Time is incorrect. Willow, however, is correct.
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Wrinkle in Time is incorrect.


Dammit! I don't know then . . . I don't read fantasy, you're gonna have to throw me a bone here . . .
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The author's initials are P.P.

The controversy about the movies: Some people were upset that the movie makers were going to leave the God character out.
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The author's initials are P.P.


Piper Perabo wrote a fantasy novel? I never knew!