Not So Kool-Aid!

Its a big joke

I got this from a funny comedian. I'll lets you do the guessing.

Here it is:

There was a commercial on tv that gave me nightmares all the time,
It was those Kool-Aid commercials, remember?

Those ones where a big talking jar of punch come crashing through your f^^^ing front wall,
and he's like : "Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah!

And then, he would pour himself,
pour himself and all the debris from the wall had fallen into his freakin' open head!

And tights!
I don't juice that wears tights!

An he's like oh yeah oh yeah
And all the kids were excited

But I'd be like:
"You fix this wall you glass son of a b^^^^!"

My dad is comin home, and he wont believe a talking bowl of punch came in here!
He'll beat me with a toaster!

Yeah, so you get out of here and fix this wall
Or else I'll kick you in the tights and knock you down,
'Cuz you're top-heavy!


I thought this was freakin hilarious!
Tell me what you think!

Etrius
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Reply #1 Top
I think it belongs in the off-topic area. Which already takes up too much space in the recent posts area as it is.
Reply #2 Top
DANE COOK!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
Reply #3 Top
DANE COOK!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!


Yup!
Reply #4 Top
You wan't to talk about stupid ads?? they already have tv shows dedicated to that subject!

Beer ads are usually the best, like that one where they catapault the deer into the clouds!! hehehehe thats freakin bizzare that add, i love it.
Reply #5 Top
Have you seen the beer commercial where two guys grab the same beer bottle? They play rock-paper-scissors. One guy picks scissors, the other one picks rock. Then the guy who choose rock actually throws a rock at the other guy, knocking him out!  
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Have you seen the beer commercial where two guys grab the same beer bottle? They play rock-paper-scissors. One guy picks scissors, the other one picks rock. Then the guy who choose rock actually throws a rock at the other guy, knocking him out!


No i havn't seen it,,, sounds hillarious! lol
Reply #7 Top
sounds hillarious! lol


Yeah, theres another one where the is a pinata (is that how you spell it?) party, and this guy doesn't want to hit the pinata, but the girls make him hit it. So, he hits it, and this stream of liquid bursts out. He tastes it, and says "Hey, its full of Bud Lite!!". Then the rest of the guys there just rip off table legs, chair legs,anything they can use as a bat, at start whacking at the pinata. Eventually, it breaks open, and dozens of beer bottles fall out, and all the guys there throw them selves on the pile! Freakin hillarious!

Tell me what you think of the Not so Kool-Aid joke.

Etrius
Reply #8 Top
Tell me what you think of the Not so Kool-Aid joke.

Etrius


It not much funny... but i havn't seen the add, looking at your description the add just seems like it was written by a punk rocker on drugs!
Reply #9 Top
It is a lot funnier if you watch it.