something funny to kick off summer

THE ADVENTURES OF GENERAL HOMSAR!

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Commander Evans franticlly ran twords the General's tent saluting everyone he saw, even a mop by accedent. Bursting into the tend he shouted "General! I've just reciced word the German forces have pentrated our outer defences! what should we do?!" the General replied "AaAaAa! I'm a soong from the sixties!" Evans shouted "Yes, play bad music, they'll surrender in seconds! You're brilliant, General!" Eveans ran out of the tent and got his CDs. Sure enough, upon hearing the "music", the German forces surrendered immeadialty, with amny permanetly deaf due to their ear-drums exploding. When interviewed by reporters, the General simply replied "Oh,no! you shanked my jengaship!"
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Reply #1 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Not bad.

Reply #2 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Don't look now, I'm just a friendly reminder!
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Reply #3 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
After the victory at Lybia, General Homsar's forces pushed into Turkey and established a command center. Commander Evans walked into the General's tent, saluted and said "General, the Strong Badian Ministry of Propaganda wants your opinon on what to put in the anti-German propoganda." The General replied "I was raised by a cup of coffee!" Commander Evans smiled and siad "Insult thier mothers, yes! General, you
re a genius!" The propaganda was rolling off the presses the next week, and the already-high morale of Strong Badian troops and soldiers soared.
Reply #4 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
I don't get it? i don't get the first one or the second one?

If the general was Flipper or Lassie trying to communicate an illegible noise to Evans then i would get the joke!
Reply #5 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Same..I didnt quite get the 'jokes'?
Reply #6 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
*sigh* I'm a huge homestar fan, so I wondered what would would happen if someone made sence of Homsar's gibberish, and I've always thought cartoon characters serviing in WW2 would be funny.