i am the weirdo next door

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from JoeUser Forums
as i was walking down my driveway this morning to get the mail, i passed my husbands' car, and it said "hello".


i immediately realised that my husband was partially underneath the car, and partially hidden by our rampant "garden".

(he has this idea that he can fix the car. sometimes, he even can).

anyway, i went along with his little ruse, and he made an absolute ASS out of me, as only he can. watch and learn ...


"car": "... i said hello"

me: *sighing* ... "okay ... hello, mr car. what's your name?"

"car": "eduardo"

me: "that's a nice name. how come you can talk, mr car ?"

"car": "i can't, nessy ... and the people across the road staring at you KNOW that !!!"

exit me ... to the tune of my husbands' loud laughter.


(i now have to live in hope that those sticky-beaks heard the damn car laughing before they went inside to talk about it) ;)
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
haha... let Phil know I thought that was quite grande!!!

you make an excellent SUCKA!!!!

BAM!!
Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
muggaz, YOU would

mr_frog ... *take a bow* ... give that man a cigar

mig XX
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I enjoy my visits to your world more each time! Most of my favorite people in the world are laughing cars and the people that talk to them.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
wisefawn, you're welcome anytime

anyway, i got my own back. he's colourblind and currently pruning a tree out in the front street wearing a very old pair of my track bottoms ...

... and i'm sure everyone will forget all about the car as soon as they cop a load of mr purple-pants out there

mig XX
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reminds me of the time my mother, sitting in the dinning room, said somethng to a fly. I was in the living room and said, "Who are you talking to?" Then she began having a conversation with the fly (aka me) without realizing fly's don't talk. At first I thought she was joking. I soon caught on she was serious. Mom's not all together "there" sometimes, you know? I eventually started laughing my butt off and blew the whole thing. She turned red and refused to discuss it further. To this day she turns red about it.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Personally Im the hermit next door... so dont plan seeing any or much of my pale hide anytime soon
Thomas
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Then she began having a conversation with the fly (aka me) without realizing fly's don't talk.


smartaz, this gives a new dimension to the statement "my parents can explain everything" ??

and thomas ... lol ... speaking of pale hides, i also avoid unnecessary exterior excursions.

mig XX
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

I have a talking penis... shhhh... you have to be really quiet to hear it.


(in a whisper) the only way to shut it up is to put it in your mouth...   (shhh...)


 


HA!  There I go working blowjobs into the conversation again Dharma!  gotta go!  Dharma's trying to arrest me!!!


*runs down the street wildly*

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
LMAO .. MJ is it out flapping about as you run?

Mig ..come live next door to me ..my neighbours are boring ...and then the street will have someone else to talk about

Jess
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
have a talking penis... shhhh... you have to be really quiet to hear it. (in a whisper) the only way to shut it up is to put it in your mouth... (shhh...)


michael, does it hit on girls for you too ? by saying really smooth things and stuff ?

dharma ... you have an objection to blowjobs ? or just michaels' desire to discuss them all the time ? hehe

jess ... stop giving michael ideas ... the visual on that is just shocking ... that running thing ... flapping ? ewww. lol

and i'd love to live next door to you jess. we could scandalise the street just by existing

mig XX