Weekly Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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"Steep Drop in Death Among Diabetic Men"--headline, WebMD.com, June 18
Good news! Become Diabetic and you may not die!
"Google Pushes 100-mpg Car"--headline, CNNMoney.com, June 19
Mine gets over 100mpg when I push it too!
"New York City Pays $29,000 for Arresting Topless Woman"--headline, CNN.com, June 18
She must have had some pair of hooters!
"Baby Swallows Found Dead"--headline, Union (Grass Valley, Calif.), June 19
Moral: Dont let baby swallow?????
"Gay Divorcee Gets Rights of Visitation"--headline, New York Sun, June 19
Fred can visit Ginger now?
"Bernstein: Clintons Would Operate Joint Presidency"--headline, New York Sun, June 20
But they would not inhale.
"WTO Talks Collapse Two Days Early"--headline, Los Angeles Times, June 22
If you plan to fail, do it 2 days early.
"Carrots, Not Sticks, Will Curb Water Use"--headline, Times Colonist (Victoria, British Columbia), June 21
Carrots have always tasted better anyway.
"Hotter Weather Forecast for Much of US This Summer"--headline, Boston Globe, June 22
And the Hippy Dippy weatherman says - "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark tonight, turning to partly light in the morning."
"Two Top California Republicans Are Aliens"--headline, New York Sun, June 25
Alf and ET exposed.
"Three Quarters Believe Global Warming a 'Natural Occurrence' "--headline, Life Style Extra, June 26
2 half dollars and the dime believe otherwise.
"Albino Mountain Goat Spotted in Italy"--headline, Associated Press, June 25
Are the spots white too?
"Politically Connected Electrician Charged"--headline, Philadelphia Inquirer, June 26
Better than the energizer bunny - he is good for another campaign.
"Lawyer: Ex-Astronaut Didn't Wear Diaper"--headline, Associated Press, June 30
Donovan is going to be soooooo disappointed.
