"Dirty Jobs"...
even the title of the show tells ya not to watch it during supper..
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Has the Universe ever bopped you on the head, trying to get your attention? You know what I mean, the kind of message you keep getting until ya pay attention?
Tuesday I bought a beautiful Subway "Ultimate chicken and bacon ranch" sandwich. The FIRST clue I got that I shouldn't be eating so much was when the chickie ringing up the tab tried to turn a $8.39 tab ( plus 6.5 cents tax) into $10.40! THEN she agreed it didn't sound right and tried to charge me for "double portions" even though that's WHAT the sandwich IS! which meant I'd pay $11.04 !!
I called the manager over and asked her to double check her employee's math.... then the confused employee got it right, amid much denial, whining, and fumbling and trying to backpedal....
I get home, re-heat the scrumptious sandwich and no more than take a big bite, chew it slowly and am about to swallow, when my Chanel does a projectile vomit, getting rid of the rubber band she found to eat while I was gone shopping...
Soooooo, yesterday while eating the second half of the sandwich, a lady calls in to the talk radio show, I thought I"d found a music station...proceeds to tell her "poop" story. Seems it was "poop" story day....
Today....well I had my supper in peace and quiet, however.....now my son is here, watching "Dirty Jobs" on tv, and it's about turning poop into pots.....
ahhhh well.
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! I bet you enjoyed that sandwich!
