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Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

You have dared to enter the lair of the most ferocious predators in the galaxy!

It is the ulitmate destiny of the Kzinti to conquer the other civilizations of the galaxy, subjugate and enslave any who may prove useful to us, and devour the rest. The Fanged God has ordained that this is how it will be.

In just 26 octals of days (7 months or so...Kzinti count in base 8), the Kzinti Empire rose from obscurity, to #1 on the Metaverse. With the blessings of the Fanged God, we have remained dominant for 100s more octals of days since that auspicious day.  We leapt past the other empires, and our mighty domain now encompasses over 32 million more light years than the second most powerful empire.  The most recent Galactic Map data shows that we have subjugated over 45% of the galaxy.  Many warriors from the old and dying empires have joined us, to avoid being eaten along with the rest.  We hunger to establish indefinite supremacy over all the inferior sentient species...

We have also been #1 on the AltMeta for over 3 years running. The Empire grows more powerful with each passing day as new conquests are won, and more warriors join us in our inevitable rise to rule the galaxy!

The Kzinti are a species of bipedal space-faring feline predators, who love nothing more than conquest and battle. Created by sci-fi writer Larry Niven, the Kzinti have had many stories written about them, most notably in the Man-Kzin Wars series of books. They have also shown up in the Star Trek universe, and a number of other realities.

 

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"Kzinti flesh has a very strong and pungent taste. The weak among us are devoured by their litter-mates within a few moons of birthing. Only the swiftest and most ferocious of us survive to their first naming-day. Those not fit to survive will never live to perpetuate their inferior bloodlines. This is the natural law of the galaxy." - Kzinti Warrior

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"The meaning of life is the hot blood of your prey on your tongue, the meat that rends beneath your teeth, the corpse of your enemy left in the sun for the carrion eaters to finish, your defeated foe groveling in submission before you. That is what life is. We are the Kzinti, and we stronger, swifter, wiser, and more ferocious than any other race ever was or will be." - Kzinti philosopher

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If your claws can grasp it, then it is rightfully yours. - Kzinti proverb

A salute to all those heroic t'kzintar who have made this empire a resounding success. Our conquests continue and the galaxy will never know peace!

Join the Kzinti in our quest for galactic dominance, or become our prey…

Click here to join the Kzinti Empire!

Click here to visit our forums at the Galactic Core

Click here to download the Kzinti ship and race mod from the Library

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Sentient species taste better...

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Reply #851 Top
Our combat-suit filters prevent anything like that. The Kzinti equivalent of catnip is called zheerekti. Here are two sites that are good resources for Kzinti words & language, as well as other aspects. Kzinti Dictionarylarryniven.org Sentient species taste better...
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We got the defintions for the other races in the dictionary of our lagnuage called Gex,
Kzinti-Kitty Kitty
Tyrannt-Fluffy the destroyer of worlds
What ever the heck Everflyer is-Thingymabob
Autobot-Robot in diguise
Terran-Human
Twili-Weird shadow thingiy person
NY Mets fan-Satan worshipper
Dread Lord-Space squid
Iconian-Space ant eater
Thalan-Really really big bug
Drath-Annoying relative
Torian-Slave
Reply #852 Top
Found this pic online of a Kzinti attacking a Federation Officer. Personally I think that phasor isn't going to work.




I think she's going to go through one end and come out the other.
Reply #853 Top
let her... she's volcan
Reply #854 Top
Is she really? I can't tell if the ear is pointed or her hair is covering part of the ear. Regardless I think we can call her Purina of Vulcan.
Reply #855 Top
Our combat-suit filters prevent anything like that. The Kzinti equivalent of catnip is called zheerekti.

Here are two sites that are good resources for Kzinti words & language, as well as other aspects.

Kzinti Dictionary
larryniven.org

Sentient species taste better...
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Dictionary? I thought that was a monkey on a typewriter. :LOL:
Reply #856 Top
Our combat-suit filters prevent anything like that. The Kzinti equivalent of catnip is called zheerekti. Here are two sites that are good resources for Kzinti words & language, as well as other aspects. Kzinti Dictionarylarryniven.org Sentient species taste better...Dictionary? I thought that was a monkey on a typewriter.
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daaaaaammmmmmnnnnnn that was good
Reply #857 Top
I think KP plays Insane... either that or he IS insane. I know I am :D proud to be.
Reply #858 Top
I couldnt say...I've never been to a psychiatrist so unless that happens I'll never know.  :LOL: 

Found this pic online of a Kzinti attacking a Federation Officer. Personally I think that phasor isn't going to work."/>I think she's going to go through one end and come out the other.
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Excellent, I always can use more Kzinti pics. Thanks! :)

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Reply #859 Top
Endless corn...sounds ummm, cool? Does your lake have mythical lake monsters...



...like our beautiful Lake Champlain does?

i wish Bayou Teche had a leoparadon in it. Heck, I'd settle for a celocanth!
Reply #860 Top
Sorry KP...have been busy for awhile...i haven't forgotten that operation you wish me to start on. I'll have it done for you in awhile (a long while ;))

-Dave
Long Live The Raiders!
Reply #861 Top
Welcome to our newest member, JoHud! Show no mercy to the foes of the empire!  :HOT: 

Endless corn...sounds ummm, cool? Does your lake have mythical lake monsters......like our beautiful Lake Champlain does? i wish Bayou Teche had a leoparadon in it. Heck, I'd settle for a celocanth!
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Where is Bayou Teche? I wish there were volocraptors around to take care of this pernicious over-abundance of humans. ;)

Sorry KP...have been busy for awhile...i haven't forgotten that operation you wish me to start on. I'll have it done for you in awhile (a long while )-DaveLong Live The Raiders!
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All in good time...

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Reply #862 Top
I wish there were volocraptors around to take care of this pernicious over-abundance of humans.
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We'll give you some for a price ;) These are some fo the finest specimens and they are not cheap. 
5 raptors-5000BC
10 raptors-10,000BC
15 raptors-15,000BC
20 raptors-20,000BC
Oh and by the way, there is a Leathal Gene in them just in case ;) 
Reply #863 Top
Just finished a game on a huge map for 191k. I was hoping for 200k, but hey, I cant complain too much. :) At the highest point, my economy was bringing in 355k net BC per round, which is probably the highest I've had. Next time I'll try a different overall strategy...speed is the key.

I wish there were volocraptors around to take care of this pernicious over-abundance of humans. We'll give you some for a price  These are some fo the finest specimens and they are not cheap. 5 raptors-5000BC10 raptors-10,000BC15 raptors-15,000BC20 raptors-20,000BCOh and by the way, there is a Leathal Gene in them just in case  
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Those Geckodons are wily...this could be a trick. ;)

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Reply #864 Top
5 raptors-5000BC
10 raptors-10,000BC
15 raptors-15,000BC
20 raptors-20,000BC
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What? No bulk buying discounts? :D
Reply #865 Top
Just finished a game on a huge map for 191k. I was hoping for 200k, but hey, I cant complain too much. At the highest point, my economy was bringing in 355k net BC per round, which is probably the highest I've had. Next time I'll try a different overall strategy...speed is the key.
I wish there were volocraptors around to take care of this pernicious over-abundance of humans. We'll give you some for a price  These are some fo the finest specimens and they are not cheap. 5 raptors-5000BC10 raptors-10,000BC15 raptors-15,000BC20 raptors-20,000BCOh and by the way, there is a Leathal Gene in them just in case  Those Geckodons are wily...this could be a trick. Sentient species taste better...
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no trick
Reply #866 Top
What? No bulk buying discounts?
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Nope and i will not accept credit cards nor checks either so it's cash only. Plus you have to pay an extra 10BC for shipping and handling. Yes i'm that evil :LOL: 
Reply #867 Top
Welcome to our newest member, Capn_Danger! May the Fanged God always grant you victory!

What? No bulk buying discounts?Nope and i will not accept credit cards nor checks either so it's cash only. Plus you have to pay an extra 10BC for shipping and handling. Yes i'm that evil  
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You dont even take Galactic Express cards? What kind of fly-by-night operation are you running?  :LOL: 

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Reply #868 Top
You dont even take Galactic Express cards?
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Nope
Reply #869 Top
Glorious shall be our victory, and tasty the flesh of our enemies!

Meh...why bother with velociraptors when you can do the job yourself? I've always had the most fun with a claws-on approach.
Reply #870 Top
Well said Capn_Danger!  Spoken like a true predator. :D

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Reply #871 Top
My thanks to KzintiPatriarch, as I have accepted an invitation to your fine empire. Do I need to head up to the attic and dig out my Larry Niven books now?
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Reply #872 Top
Welcome Weidbrewer!  Always good to have another Niven fan in the Empire.  :HOT:  I recently re-read some of the Man-Kzin wars books, and plan to get the newer ones whenever I spot cheap copies on Amazon. Did you read the books he wrote with Pournelle, like Footfall, Lucifer's Hammer, the Motie books, etc? Lately though I've been reading the later Black Company books by Glen Cook. I'd like to turn some of the concepts in those books into an RPG campaign.

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Reply #873 Top
It has been a long time since I've read any of the M-K Wars books, and sadly, they have faded from memory. The Niven book that sticks in my memory the most is A World Out of Time.
Reply #875 Top
I'm gonna start my first meta game as soon as TA gets to my house. Actually i have to make a charachter but my friends I am gonna play a game on an imense sized galaxy, but i'm gonna try to colonize every habitle planet in the galaxy, make several mega fleets all and try to get an acension victory all in just 100 game years!