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Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

You have dared to enter the lair of the most ferocious predators in the galaxy!

It is the ulitmate destiny of the Kzinti to conquer the other civilizations of the galaxy, subjugate and enslave any who may prove useful to us, and devour the rest. The Fanged God has ordained that this is how it will be.

In just 26 octals of days (7 months or so...Kzinti count in base 8), the Kzinti Empire rose from obscurity, to #1 on the Metaverse. With the blessings of the Fanged God, we have remained dominant for 100s more octals of days since that auspicious day.  We leapt past the other empires, and our mighty domain now encompasses over 32 million more light years than the second most powerful empire.  The most recent Galactic Map data shows that we have subjugated over 45% of the galaxy.  Many warriors from the old and dying empires have joined us, to avoid being eaten along with the rest.  We hunger to establish indefinite supremacy over all the inferior sentient species...

We have also been #1 on the AltMeta for over 3 years running. The Empire grows more powerful with each passing day as new conquests are won, and more warriors join us in our inevitable rise to rule the galaxy!

The Kzinti are a species of bipedal space-faring feline predators, who love nothing more than conquest and battle. Created by sci-fi writer Larry Niven, the Kzinti have had many stories written about them, most notably in the Man-Kzin Wars series of books. They have also shown up in the Star Trek universe, and a number of other realities.

 

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"Kzinti flesh has a very strong and pungent taste. The weak among us are devoured by their litter-mates within a few moons of birthing. Only the swiftest and most ferocious of us survive to their first naming-day. Those not fit to survive will never live to perpetuate their inferior bloodlines. This is the natural law of the galaxy." - Kzinti Warrior

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"The meaning of life is the hot blood of your prey on your tongue, the meat that rends beneath your teeth, the corpse of your enemy left in the sun for the carrion eaters to finish, your defeated foe groveling in submission before you. That is what life is. We are the Kzinti, and we stronger, swifter, wiser, and more ferocious than any other race ever was or will be." - Kzinti philosopher

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If your claws can grasp it, then it is rightfully yours. - Kzinti proverb

A salute to all those heroic t'kzintar who have made this empire a resounding success. Our conquests continue and the galaxy will never know peace!

Join the Kzinti in our quest for galactic dominance, or become our prey…

Click here to join the Kzinti Empire!

Click here to visit our forums at the Galactic Core

Click here to download the Kzinti ship and race mod from the Library

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Sentient species taste better...

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Reply #2901 Top

Hello

Scanning,  :cylon:   Scanning,  :cylon:   Data Input Done. :moo:   

 Recon   :ninja:   reports there  is  Chaos }:)   here and we ar e Order O:)   so it begins. You are Death }:)   and we are Life O:)   and now  there is Balance .

Good Hunitng 

Reply #2902 Top

Hello

Scanning,  :cylon:   Scanning,  :cylon:   Data Input Done. :moo:   

 Recon   :ninja:   reports there  is  Chaos }:)   here and we ar e Order O:)   so it begins. You are Death }:)   and we are Life O:)   and now  there is Balance .

Good Hunitng!

Reply #2903 Top

Yup i also assumed cats are dumb enough to need to read things twice.

Very astute of you.

}:)

Reply #2904 Top

Edit - The Original way it looked....hehe

Reply #2905 Top

Hello

Ok, I put  back  the way it was. :-"

Reply #2906 Top

ROFL.

:digichet:

Reply #2907 Top

Wait your a minut, your currently 28, so that means you were seven when you got your first computer! Jeasom Crow.

A-yup.

I remember the SSI games... Darksun was particularly fun.   Nothing beat a half-giant fighter!

Not only that, but it held a ton of different features the Forgotten Realm run of games didn't have.  Dark Sun was quite the excellent game of SSI's.  It's quite like the differences from the Balders Gate series to what Planscape: Torment is.

Reply #2908 Top

Ahem, it's been awhile since I posted anything about the MV Mod, so here is some news, ok, the Colonial Fleet won't be appering in the mod, in their place will be the Adepta Sororitas. Secondly I am accepting ideas for events. please send me a PM to me with the following.

Event Name:

Description:

Good Option:

Neutral Option:

Evil Option:

NOTE: Your even must be serious so no Rosie Clones or anything like that.

Reply #2909 Top

Quoting Snarkotamus, reply 12

@KP: Does maintenance count as "spending" as far as the econ score goes? If so, I may have been worried for no good reason.

Econ score is based on income, before any spending, so spend, spend, spend!

 

Quoting GmOOnii, reply 2


Scanning,    Scanning,     Data Input Done.    

 Recon      reports there  is  Chaos   here and we ar e Order   so it begins. You are Death   and we are Life   and now  there is Balance .

Good Hunting! 

Order of the Bloody Rose of Orders Militant of Adepta Sororitas

Saint Mina of Opelia VII

More prey species to hunt, and also lesser gods for the Fanged God to consume.  The universe is indeed a generous place. ;)  We bring order to this galaxy by subjugating and devouring all other species...it is the inevitable and natural law of the universe.

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...

Reply #2910 Top

We bring order to this galaxy....

What's this we stuff?  You got a mouse in you're pocket?  Eh, I guess everyone needs a mid-morning snack.

Reply #2911 Top

mmm 1987, the year I got my first computer (Tandy 1000 TX) as well as the year SSI got the licencing for AD&D. Pixilated orcs haven't stood a chance since.

Same for me (same computer, too!), although I was in high school.  I used to really like SSI games. 

Reply #2912 Top

....spend, spend, spend!

Somewhere in the dark recesses of a spider-infested underground lair, my ex-wife just jolted awake from her hibernation. Now she's sniffing the air and doing the whole "radar-ears" routine. If I'm VEWWWY VEWWWY QWWWIET, she'll just belch a small fireball and return to her dragon nap.......

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Reply #2913 Top

:rofl:

 

Reply #2914 Top

:grin:

Reply #2915 Top

Somewhere Piznit's head just esploded.

Reply #2916 Top

Too bad my ex's sleazy divorce laywer didn't know about her inflammable "talent". She gave him a special "bonus" in the janitor's closet in the courthouse. I understand that the reconstructive surgery made several medical journals. Poor bastard still faints at the sight of an open flame.....

Reply #2917 Top

Quoting Snarkotamus, reply 12

....spend, spend, spend!


Somewhere in the dark recesses of a spider-infested underground lair, my ex-wife just jolted awake from her hibernation. Now she's sniffing the air and doing the whole "radar-ears" routine. If I'm VEWWWY VEWWWY QWWWIET, she'll just belch a small fireball and return to her dragon nap.......

:grin:  Awesome!

Reply #2918 Top

We bring order to this galaxy by subjugating and devouring all other species...it is the inevitable and natural law of the universe.

 Hello XD

@KzintiPatriarch, Ummm I think you a little confused, You bring Chaos }:)    and I bring  Order O:)  to the galaxy.  I bring Life at the begining and you bring Death at the end. Now the cycle of  Life is balanced. We can all party now.  :beer:

Hey Chaos, }:)   just to let you know that my post has been updated and you should check it out and drop a comment. Just one thing, watch out for the Rosie Clones,  I'm still having nightmares. x_x

Reply #2919 Top

~rustles a mylar ball~  Damnit KP, where are you!  You got mail.

*edit* Damn, that mylar ball really works fast...

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Quoting Snarkotamus, reply 12

....spend, spend, spend!

Somewhere in the dark recesses of a spider-infested underground lair, my ex-wife just jolted awake from her hibernation. Now she's sniffing the air and doing the whole "radar-ears" routine. If I'm VEWWWY VEWWWY QWWWIET, she'll just belch a small fireball and return to her dragon nap.......

Haha!XD

Quoting GmOOnii, reply 18

We bring order to this galaxy by subjugating and devouring all other species...it is the inevitable and natural law of the universe.


@KzintiPatriarch, Ummm I think you a little confused, You bring Chaos and I bring  Order  to the galaxy.  I bring Life at the begaining and you bring Death at the end. Now the cycle of  Life is balanced. We can all party now. 

Good, bad, order, chaos...your moment of clarirty will doubtless come when the fangs of a Kzinti Hero are at your throat, tearing out your life-blood.  Other species have made the mistake of philosophizing while we devour their planets.  Only when every world lies within the grasp of Kzinti claws will we consider the galaxy to be in "balance".

 :grin:   

Quoting Loupdinour, reply 19
~rustles a mylar ball~  Damnit KP, where are you!  You got mail.

*edit* Damn, that mylar ball really works fast...

Heh....cant resist!

Congrats to Ferrel Mewler on his latest conquest! :thumbsup:

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...

 

Reply #2921 Top

Behold, using my special strategy, I have managed to get 186,900, the highest score ever gotten using TA.

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Quoting KzintiPatriarch, reply 20



Congrats to Ferrel Mewler on his latest conquest!


Still trying to beat 200K in 3 years on a medium map, and still chugging away towards 100 games.

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Bad, Bad Squirrell!

I am going to try to set a new personal record for the ownershup of "home" planets. I think that I can do this by wiping out 7 of the 8 minor races ASAP, then pick off the new ones as soon as they appear. I hope to eventually end up with 7 Major Race homeworlds, 7 of the original Minor Race homeworlds (I always let 1 of them live), and 6 new homeworlds for a total of 20. It probably won't add much to the score, but it will be a good way to inject something new and interesting into the somewhat drudgerous task of point-grinding. Plus, it's just plain fun to toy with the Vegans/Paridians/etc. for a while and then obliterate them suddenly without any warning or apparent reason. Much like KP does with new Empires.....

 

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Hello, I'm just introducing myself.  I'm Admiral Davis, and I wanted to say thanks to the Kzinti Empire for their invitation, to which I gladly accepted.

Reply #2925 Top

Welcome Admerial, i'm maddyman. I'm also with the kzinti empire so you'll be seeing me round a bit. Praise KP (KzintiPatriarch) he's the one who sent the invite and would be happy to answer any question you may have... oh!, not meaning others in the empire won't answer you it's just not all of us keep up to date with day to day affairs in the kzinti empire.

 

yo Seth I got an event for you and i'm serious about it.

Event Name: East Iconian Trading Company

Description: A trade barge from a rather large and powerful private organisation of mercenaries has just docked on your homeworld with a ship load of goods. At first their prices segest their trying to exploit your wealth but you manage to strick a bargin. They unload their goods and you pay the money for the fine fabrics and exotic foods.

On a parting note they segest a deal, one not meant to go on record. For a somewhat large quanity of citizen they would pay an extrodinary price. The citizens would be harvested from the public discretely and the money would be well worth the effort. However, people may notice so many going missing and freak out. could be a radical drop in moral. The citizens taken away will be sold of as slaves for wealthy families.

What do you want to do?

Good Option: We do not deal in slave labour! I appreciate the fine fabrics but no you cannot have my citizens.

Neutral Option: The number of citizens is too high, it will arouse too much attention. For a 1/4 of the citizens we will take only a 1/4 of the price. (-400million population, +300bc)

Evil Option: DEAL! (-1600million population, +1200bc, -20 morale)

 

what do you think of it? ^