Happy Singles' Awareness Day

I hate this stinking holiday

from JoeUser Forums
Ah, February fourteenth, the most pointless day in all of existence. The only holiday that has even less point that Labor day; it is a day dedicated to admiring those in relationships. It is a day set aside by advertising executives to force poor, unsuspecting, lovesick men into spending ungodly amounts of money on shiny things for their significant others.

Why do I hate Valentines' Day, you ask?

...Because I never get to celebrate it.

Oh, wait, I did last year. Baby's first V-day. I get home from a play rehearsal to find sick pink (I hate that color, but was grateful for the gesture, anyway) roses on my bed. I was so excited to finally enjoy a Valentine with my very first honey! It was nice, so I didn't notice exactly how stand-offish he was. I asked him, and he said he wasn't feeling very well, little did I know...
The next day he comes to my school and breaks up with me in the parking lot.

I still had to go to play practice.

I hate this stupid holiday.

Happy Singles' Awareness day, everyone!

Love,
Cedarbird
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

Valentine's Day blows...luckily I only have one class that day and can spend most of it in my room avoiding the sight of happy couples.  For some reason when you're single, they just piss you off.

~Zoo

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

love stinks, yeah yeah

pretend it's just a day about love like for your mom and dad, brothers and sisters, friends etc.  Forget the romantic love bs.  Half of the "happy" couples you see are faking it anyway. 

Oh and the day after Valentine's is pretty crappy but I had a boyfriend in high school break up with me on Christmas Eve, over the phone.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh and the day after Valentine's is pretty crappy but I had a boyfriend in high school break up with me on Christmas Eve, over the phone.
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Yup, basically guys suck.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ahh, the bum! You know what, use that day to do something really nice for you! A nice treat, or something that you;ve always wanted to do but never got around to it! Heck, sink into a bathtub filled with bubbly smelling stuff or even rose petals and candles and candles all around! Who said you have to have a guy with you to enjoy that?!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Yup, basically guys suck.

Well, thank you.  I appreciate the sentiment.  Sorry for having a Y chromosome.

~Zoo

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yup, basically guys suck.


Yep. At least I'll admit that we do.

PS Guess what? I'm in Spain, sucka!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yup, basically guys suck.


Boy, do I have a joke....

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

PS Guess what? I'm in Spain, sucka!
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I heard. Listening to people bedunkadunk in the mornings must be fun! ;)

Well, hopefully there are some beautiful Spanish women for you to date so that at least one of us can be in a relationship. :NOTSURE:

I get to organize a trip to the temple for Valentine's Day, so at least I'll be busy...
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Heck, sink into a bathtub filled with bubbly smelling stuff or even rose petals and candles and candles all around! Who said you have to have a guy with you to enjoy that?!
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No one, actually said I couldn't. :)

Too bad I live in the dorms...no bathtubs...and no candles allowed... ;)
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
You should run around looking for guys with girlfriends who are being stand-offish (either the girl or the boy), and ask them out later(most likely the boy).

Also, Happy Valentine's. I'm not doing a thing.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Also, Happy Valentine's. I'm not doing a thing.
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You're supposed to take your wife on a date, nudnick. (Thanks to AD for the killer word :CONGRAT:)
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
You're supposed to take your wife on a date, nudnick.
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I'm supposed to do a lot of things, SanCho.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey, now, let's be nice.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh and the day after Valentine's is pretty crappy but I had a boyfriend in high school break up with me on Christmas Eve, over the phone.

I have had friends who have broken up with their GFs right before Christmas then gotten back with them right after Valentine's Day just so they didn't have to buy them gifts.

Maybe that could be reason #8 on Dynamaso's dickwad article.
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Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Now that's just...really clever. Funny. And mean...
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have had friends who have broken up with their GFs right before Christmas then gotten back with them right after Valentine's Day just so they didn't have to buy them gifts.
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You mean people actually pull that off? You'd think the girl would figure that one out and drop his ass.

~Zoo

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
You mean people actually pull that off? You'd think the girl would figure that one out and drop his ass.
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Don't you have to give gifts to win their affection back? Don't these girls figure it out and make them give them gifts in arrears?

"Okay, let's see, Christmas and Valentine's Day have gone by since you broke up with me, so it seems you owe me at least 2 gifts, plus the gift to win me back, plus a bouquet of roses that I have to smack you with for being a dickwad."