I am Tosser of Borg... now that you've seen my distance and accuracy firsthand, President Bush, can I join the US of Borg Olympic Shoe Throwing Team.

I applied for the job more than once, but the Puppeteer must see me as a threat to his awesome power because he kept saying that I was overqualified and too cock sure of myself.

I am Olympic Judge of Borg... I rate your shoe toss a 9.9, Tosser. Had you actually his President Bush with just one of them you would have got a perfect 10... both would have gotten your name indellibly stamped in the Olympic hall of fame.

I am WMD of Borg.....I and 2ndOfPair found GWB (almost) can you imagine what I smell like?

Of course Wet, Mouldy and Dirty.  That heel had no soul.

That's 'sole'ly your opinion.

I am unclerob of the borg and I resemble that remark Dr J!

I am WD-41 of Borg, I'm not too slick.

I am Hush Puppy of Borg... well i didn't think my first flying lesson would end up gaining so much media coverage... maybe it was the aerobatics over George Dubbya's head.

I'm Joe the Plumber of Borg....I've written a book but can't read.

Doc waves Hi to unclerob!

I am Paris Hilton of Borg... my house was burgled the other day and now the burglar knows all my secrets.  Oh, wait a minute... after 'that' video got posted on the internet, I don't have any secrets.

I am Blackmailing Larcenist of Borg... hey Paris, how much not to post that saucy video on the internet??

I am Wacko Jacko of Borg... if media reports are correct, there soon won't be much of the real me left.  Apparently, I need a lung transplant... meaning that, after my 'implant' was cosmetically altered to mess with identifications of it given in court, only 20% of the original me will survive.

I am Britney Spears of Borg... I'm sorry that your house got broken into like that, Paris, but being the most talked about person in 2008, most of it bad, I had to do something to take the media spotlight off me.

I am Asylum Seeker of Borg... sorry, President-elect Obama, but as I am despised by most in Oz, I have taken up residence at Blair House, Washington and you'll have to go elsewhere 'til you can move into the White House.

I am quite sick of Borg. We are predictable and quite cyBoring....

I am Larry Flynt of Borg... if I get the bailout I'm seeking from the Congress of Borg for the Adult Industry of Borg we won't be cyboring.

I am Bernie Madoff of Borg... I am sorry now that I assimilated other peoples money, having lost my virginity after somebody in Cell Block C stole my soap-on-a-rope.

I am the universal Borg assimilacrum...turn over all your...is that right?

after a 2 month rest, the Borg thread awakes again!

Thanks, Mark!

My pleasure, mate...

Besides, it's too good a thread to die a premature and unnatural death deep in the bowels of WC.

I am Bee of Borg.  We asssimilated first.

Yay starkers! Good on ya mate!

I am Forest Gump of the Borg. Futile is as futile does. Assimilation is like a box of chocolates.

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The name is Borg - James Borg - with license to assimilate.

I am Heisenborg. You will probably be assimilated.

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I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, it's futile and starts with R.