I am filthy Lecher of Borg... I'd rather lick chocolate off a Playboy Bunny than the Easter Bunny anyday.

I am Hugh Hefner of Borg... I've had a few bunnies melt in my hands, but I think that was cos of my money rather than my looks.

I am Mr Methane of Borg... I have been farting on command for so long now, my undies have assimilated permanent skid marks.

I am Big Bird of Borg... because it's swine flu, Miss Piggy's popularity has taken a nose-dive, so glad it's not avian flu this year

I am hopefully not the last person to write anything on this forum because of this FLEW.... of Borg...achoo,what?

I am Swine of Borg... this flu outbreak is not my fault... it was a member of the Collective who tried to assimilate me.

I am Qukwupigwathuprexekkkq  of Klingon ....

Woops , wrong thread ...

I am SevenofSwine, Watch your bacon kiddies...or I'll assimilate it faster than you can sneeze!

I am Doc of Borg... please pick up your swine flu masks from my shameless marketing division on your way out, a dollar each or two for the price of three.

I am Aunty Viral of Borg... forget those inadequate masks, try my medicine instead... it tastes bloody awful but it works.

I am Hooker of Borg... talk about safe sex.  With this swine flu getting about, I'm making all my Johns wear condoms on their heads as well

  Hehehe ! @ Starkers .. again !!

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I am the Threadsucker of Borg ... all your replies will be DECimated to the power of 10 !

 Absolutely...or just dial 1-888-BIGBUX-4-DOC

I am Voyager of Borg....and I love Janeway's bun!

I am Janeway of Borg... hey Doc, I sure hope you have some Botox implants on hand to help get the wrinkles out of my buns.

Iam the cook of Borg..... my nose tells me that curried cabbage is off the menue for starkers of Borg

I am North American of Borg....and I thank Cook of Borg with all my heart!

I am starkers of Borg... not to worry, Cook of Borg, I'll just assimilatecurried cabbage somewhere else.

I am Borg of Borg.........I asss-imilate.......mineself. Does away with all the guesswork

I am havU of Borg,....Lunch is ovaries and vulvas with a whathavu sauce...

Long story short, Borg sent him back.

I am Gordon Ramsay of Borg... what the f@*k, the effing dish looks like cr*p, tastes like cr*p and smells like cr*p... you don't f@*King honestly believe the f@*king patrons will want to assimilate that f@*king cr*p, do you?

I are Krapp of Borg...eat me I are a jellybean.

I am Slurpee Of Borg...resistance is futile. Your fruity distinctions will be added to our own.

I am  of Borg...... BUUUURRRRRRRRP!!!!

  Now that's a Borg!

I am impressed of Borg......Am now putting in my application for assimilation with Big Daddy Ramsay of Borg.

(so move ova)

I am G.W.Bush of Borg......Give me back my WMD's

Iam Sadam Hussein of Borg.......................................................NO!

I am Bernie Madoff of Borg... I've only been in prison a couple of months and I have been assimilated more times than I can remember... hopefully my wife will be in later with my Soap-on-a-Rope.

I am Warden of Borg... Mr Madoff you are in here to pay for your crimes... the Soap-on-a Rope will be confiscated as contraband.

I am Bubba of Borg... hehe, no sweat, Warden, my homie, Edward Scissorhands 'll make short work of that rope in no time.