I blame venus for fucking up my week

Can anyone verify this?

from JoeUser Forums
Good afternoon all!

I've had the shittiest of shit weeks. The details are a tad on the dull side, but suffice to say that my head is unusually deep in a bin, I'm as stressed as a coke head in come down mode, and to top it all off I'm frustrated cause the footballs on and I'm as horny as hell (but I have to wait till the end of the match till bf can service his beloved).

Anyhoo, I read in a crappy atsro forecast that Venus wheeling her ass across the sun has caused crazy shit for alot of sun signs - don't get me wrong, I may have a great deal of faith in astrology when understood by someone that really knows there shit but I don't aften pay much heed to the back-of-the-magazine horoscopes. So anyway, does anyone out there, who is well versed or practiced in understanding the cosmos, know if it is all Venus's bloody fault that this Aquarians world has been turned unusually so far upside down?

It would make me feel a hell of a lot better if I could blame a distant planet rather than the people that I have to live and work with, not to mention myself!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'd have to do YOUR chart to know that. I'm no expert, but I know the ins and outs enough to know that where a planet is by itself doesn't mean much by itself.

It must be compared to where planets were when you were born, and where the "signs" were in relation to your location on earth.

I'm not a crunchy astrology freak either, but I did take an interest at one point and I still have the software. So if you're genuinely interested, I need your date, location, and TIME of birth.

"Weekly horoscopes" can't take into account your personal details, so they usually only involve the moon. Why? The moon is the only planet that changes its location relative to us fast enough that generalizations can be made with anything remotely resembling accuracy.

If that doesn't make sense, and/or you'd like me to attempt an Astrology 101 blog, I'll be glad to.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

like me to attempt an Astrology 101 blog, I'll be


Yes!! Please!


I've never been able to have anyone 'do' my chart because I don't know what time of day I was born at (I'm adopted).


I'd still like to know how it works, though.

Elemental: Reforged
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thanks for the offer of a chart, but it's ok cause I already have mine done (I just have to find it), but an Astology 101 blog sounds like a great idea!!

Btw, when I talked about Venus, I meant her unusual path between Earth and the Sun which she took last week. I was wondering if eclipses and that sort of thing affected astrology in special ways?

I.e. did anyone else have an unusually bad or unusually good etc week last week?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hmmm... I got laid off last week, does that count?

Hopefully, it will be a sign of good changes to come but job searching SUCKS!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yip, I'd say that that counts. What sign are you?

Good luck finding a new job btw
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
was it really that bad?

I always thought that the 40's sounded like quite a handsome and wise age... look at Gabriel Byrnes and Jeremy Irons (oh, maybe they're 50... see there you go, at 44 your'e a young 'un).
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I've just found an article that relates to this thread and have posted it as a new article for anyone that's interested 'Venus in cazimi'...
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
A great site for seeing what Venus has done is www. cainer.com he's a great astrologer.

Also I posted on my blog last week about venus and its significance for the whole planet. Check it out!

Cheers and hope you find some peace in it all.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
If you don't mind me asking, is your birthday towards the end of May?
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
see there you go, at 44 your'e a young 'un


thanks.....I think.....

"Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline
Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime"

Brad Roberts (Crash Test Dummies)
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Greenfarie - nope, it's the start of February... Aquarius.