bus rides got you feeling blue?"are we there yet?"

what would you do for a klondike bar?

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-Pretend to be an escapee from an asylum by talking to your lunchbag.
-get a bunch of magnets and throw them at the ceiling
-Repeat.." Are we there yet?..Are we there yet?"
-Play Name That Stain
-Tag!! You're It!
-Two words: competetive yodelling
-Wave at all of the people that pass and see how many of them flick you off.
-put pieces of paper on the person who sits in front of you's hair
-Sit behind the busdriver and stare directly at his mirror talking to yourself
-Burn random items...oh look a squirle!!!
-sing "i'm a little teapot" at the top of your lungs
-tell every one that you just farted that way you get more space as well
-The same thing we do every night pinkey, try to take over the World!
-sleep
-Every 15 seconds, ask the driver, "Are we there yet?"
-Scratch the window and hiss at passing cars.
-Moon the passerbys
-Sing the Sesame Street theme song
-Ask other riders to rate your farts on a scale of 1-10
-put kick me signs on people's backs
-talk about Dora The Explorer for the whole ride
-when the bus is silent, make the loudest fart you can make
-Yell "Hi Jack!" to the bus driver
-clip your toenails
-take someones backpack and pass it down the aisle
-jump out of the emergency exit
-throw a bouncy ball at the driver
-contemplating how you're going to hide all those dead babies in your garage

~carebear~
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
...what people don't know is that we've (the band people...ooooooo, scary) done about 3/4 of the things on there....haha!....and maybe we'll complete the list in the next year....who's up for it?

~Zoo
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah that is scary! . Yeah I'm up for it! Now all we gotta do is get Brandon and Alex to help us, and possibly Samantha. hehe.

~carebear~
Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
The "are we there yet?" reminda me so much of Capt. since he's always asking. .

~carebear~
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

-clip your toenails


CareBear~I actually saw a sorta crazy dude doing this on a bus in Chicago once! . And just to show you how folks there are so "accepting"~not one person said a word! . People did take a little peek, but nobody stared or challenged the odd dude, etc. Some more very smart and humorous writing here! I especially like it when you get a little bit morbid~I really love dark humor big time! Thanks for writing this one, huh?


~MadPoet


 

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ew! Why on earth would you clip your toenails on the bus. Maybe it's just me, but I can't stand feet! Gross! lol.

~carebear~
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah clipping toenails are gross! I agree Carebear. The are we there yet thing is kinda old though don't you think?

-Ashleigh
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ummm.......heftybag05 I really don't think that the "are we there yet" thing is old. You should go ask capt. cornbread about it. It's his favorite thing to say.

~carebear~
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

The same thing we do every night pinkey, try to take over the World


Just reminded me how much I miss the Animaniacs.  Pinkey and The Brain Rock!

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Ok lady... Love you. Bye bye!!"

Can you name that animaniacs character?

"I'm Yacko, I'm Wacko, and I'M CUTE!"

Who says, "... and I'M CUTE!"?


Are we there yet?! I love that. It's so old but that's the best, most annoying, humor there is.

Have you seen the PInky and the Brain episode where Brain lets Pinky come up with the plan? I don't remember what happened, mostly because I didn't get to finish watching that episode.

Well, I'll leave you all alone now, ttyl.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah I used to watch that show all the time. What ever happened to it? As for who your talking about Capt. I can't remember who it is. The lines are very fimilar, but I don't have a clue.

~carebear~
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dot, Capt. it's just that easy...lol...(I think you have an Animaniac addictions...lol)

See ya,
~Zoo
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yes! That's who it is! Nice job Zoo!

~carebear~
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thank you, Thank you....your complements are appreciated.....

~Zoo
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yes, I know they are! hehe. .

~carebear~
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
What about the others there Shaun?

Capt. over and out!
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
What?...the other characters?.....Capt.?

~Zoo
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ok, Capt. I think you got us all lost! hehe

~carebear~
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Who says, "Ok lady. Love you, bye bye!" ?

Capt. over and out!
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well I again don't have a clue. Maybe Zoo can figure this one out again.(I haven't watched the show for a long time)

~carebear~
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh yeah, how did this start from being about doing things on the bus to who cartoon characters are? j/w. .

~carebear~
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Who says, "Ok lady. Love you, bye bye!" ?


Mindy, I think that's the little girl's (or is it a boy...*shrugs*) name...the one with the dog named Buttons....

~Zoo
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have had to use public transportation and the sad thing is you see damn near the whole list being performed, usually by just one person!
Reply #23 from Stardock Forums Top
Yeah that is sad! But our band has performed some of these things on our way to football games, so there's not much to compare. .

~carebear~
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Ok lady... Love you. Bye bye!!"

Can you name that animaniacs character?


Mindy - she was like 3 - she called her mummy lady - she was always getting in trouble - reminescent of baby herman from who framed roger rabbit.

Don't call me lady call me mommy
Okay lady bye-bye

that was my favourite saying in highschool - I said it ALL the time -- and noone knew where it had come from

Pinky & the Brain got their own show - I loved that it was on about 4:30 every afternoon after school (like 5years ago) Narf
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
Way to go trina! It's about time we find someone who is insanely addicted to Animaniacs around here. I used to say that all the time too, just because no one knew where it came from.

Capt. over and out!