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i wish that i had larger feet

i wish i was less pale and had more roses in my cheeks

i wish i could sing like diana ross


i wish i could drive a stick-shift

i wish i didn't have freckles

i wish i could understand my sister


i wish the world had more love in it

i wish i was a better daughter

i wish dogs could talk


i wish women liked themselves more

i wish children could be children for longer

i wish i’d said sorry more often


i wish i was braver

i wish i'd never smoked cigarettes

i wish i'd known my grandfather better


i wish i’d looked in the mirror less

i wish i had the patience for knitting

i wish i’d kissed a girl
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
i wish dogs could talk


Sometimes I wish I could understand what my cat was trying so desperately to tell me. Then I change my mind when I realize it would probably be, "Whatchya doing? Did you want to feed me? Did you want to play? Did you want to play feed the kitty? Are you busy? Are you too busy to feed me? I think I'm hungry. What's the meaning of life? Is it to feed the kitty?"

i wish i’d kissed a girl


It's never to late. I have a camcorder you could borrow....
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
i wish that i had larger feet How small are we talking? If I could do it, you could take some of mine - they're enormous!

i wish i could sing like diana ross Hopefully without the bad dress sense

i wish dogs could talk Amen to that!

i wish women liked themselves more But if we weren't so busy hating ourselves, what else would we do with our time

i wish i'd never smoked cigarettes God yeah. I wish I didn't love them so much now.

i wish i’d kissed a girl I've kissed many. It's nice - girls are a lot softer and more sensual. But being a pretty straight girl, it doesn't beat a good, old fashioned, powerful snog from a burly man!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nice...I like it... I'm sorry, I'm much better at writing poems than commenting on them I think you've pretty much covered what most of us wish they did or had
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's not that tough to drive a stick-shift, and it's never too late to learn. Well, unless you've gone blind or lost your right hand or something.
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top
i wish children could be children for longer


Well. I can safely say that i've accomplished this one. I would probably push it as far as saying that i've remained prenatal. Give me nutrition, a warm place to reside and a women to involve myself in some sort of parasitic relationship with and I've pretty much got it made

Marco XX

Sorry Mig, nothing all that constructive to say this time. At 4 in the morning i have an urge to be an absolute dick.
Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top
Give me nutrition, a warm place to reside and a women to involve myself in some sort of parasitic relationship with and I've pretty much got it made


Marco, you made me laugh so hard with that tea came out of my nose! (I am SO classy!)
Reply #7 from Stardock Forums Top
i wish i’d kissed a girlIt's never to late. I have a camcorder you could borrow....


wow thanks, gene ... i'll keep that in mind if this blog generates any smooch offers from the chickies

i wish i’d kissed a girl I've kissed many. It's nice - girls are a lot softer and more sensual. But being a pretty straight girl, it doesn't beat a good, old fashioned, powerful snog from a burly man!


suz ... waaaa !. i wish i kissed LOTS of girls now hehe

Reply By: Mack/N.G.E.Posted: Thursday, June 24, 2004Nice...I like it... I'm sorry, I'm much better at writing poems than commenting on them


macky, you know, i think my comments are TOO serious, so i guess it's hard to find a balance. but i'm glad you liked it ... no review is necessary. thanks for your comments

Give me nutrition, a warm place to reside and a women to involve myself in some sort of parasitic relationship with and I've pretty much got it made


hah ! ... marco, you do realise that people will think you're joking ?

Marco, you made me laugh so hard with that tea came out of my nose! (I am SO classy!)


see !. don't laugh at him, suz. it only makes him worse


mig XX
Reply #8 from Stardock Forums Top
freckles are just as sexy as driving a stick shift.
Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top
i wish i could understand my sister


I wish i had a sister.

I wish i was a better daughter


yes, me too. If I could take back all the things i've done wrong to my parents i would take back everyone of them.

i wish women liked themselves more


Yes, i wish i could accept myself for the way i am.

~carebear~
Reply #10 from Stardock Forums Top
Reply By: JeremyG: freckles are just as sexy as driving a stick shift.


jeremy, ah, there you are ... i've been meaning to ask you, will you please arrange to have yourself cloned ?. thanks.


Yes, i wish i could accept myself for the way i am.


sarah, the first step is wanting to


mig XX