What is a Pervert Anyway?
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Ok, here we go!!!!
How many of you have ever been called a pervert? (I know I have...just about everyday, by every girl I talk to...LOL) My trusty Webster's Dictionary defines a pervert as:
A person practicing or characterized by a deviant form of sexual behavior....which basically means that you're either doing something different, sexually from the normal people or have a trait of it...(Now I'm 16 and not sexually active....how can I be a pervert?)
Now if you want to look at "perversion" its definition is:
The act of being led away from the accepted course; a deviant form of sexual behavior...now the first part relates to the kind of pervert everyone still talks to...hehe....
Now, from my experiences a pervert can be "One who makes improper sexual jokes,puns, etc"....how different these are.(By the way...I relate more to the third definition....I'm not a sick freak like the "real" perverts)...
Obviously, this is showing some kind of slang and this dictionary need a new defintion...hehe....So I guess my purpose here is to set two different groups of perverts...class 1 and class 2....(Man...I've really got nothing better to do, do I?)
Class 1-The "polite" perverts
Ok, I'm a part of this class and probably much of the world is...This group tells crude jokes, makes fun of ambiguous things and is always on the look out for a little peek of the opposite sex...hehe...just harmless fun, a little creepy at times, yes...but usually safe.
Class 2-The sick, crazy, bastards
This is the class that gets people in jail. The sick assholes that molest children and rape others...these are the ones you MUST watch out for...they don't tell jokes and are often anti-social and a pretty damn freaky. Also, they may have huge archives of taboo porn....well, that seems to be the case anyway...
So, now that I've explained that a tad bit more (I hope this came across clearly....I'm in a bit of a daze as I write this...need more sleep...lol) maybe people won't get as offended...or something like that...I don't even know why I wrote this...still young and rambling incoherently already...LOL...ah, well....I'm done for now...
Well...there it is,
~Zoo
How many of you have ever been called a pervert? (I know I have...just about everyday, by every girl I talk to...LOL) My trusty Webster's Dictionary defines a pervert as:
A person practicing or characterized by a deviant form of sexual behavior....which basically means that you're either doing something different, sexually from the normal people or have a trait of it...(Now I'm 16 and not sexually active....how can I be a pervert?)
Now if you want to look at "perversion" its definition is:
The act of being led away from the accepted course; a deviant form of sexual behavior...now the first part relates to the kind of pervert everyone still talks to...hehe....
Now, from my experiences a pervert can be "One who makes improper sexual jokes,puns, etc"....how different these are.(By the way...I relate more to the third definition....I'm not a sick freak like the "real" perverts)...
Obviously, this is showing some kind of slang and this dictionary need a new defintion...hehe....So I guess my purpose here is to set two different groups of perverts...class 1 and class 2....(Man...I've really got nothing better to do, do I?)
Class 1-The "polite" perverts
Ok, I'm a part of this class and probably much of the world is...This group tells crude jokes, makes fun of ambiguous things and is always on the look out for a little peek of the opposite sex...hehe...just harmless fun, a little creepy at times, yes...but usually safe.
Class 2-The sick, crazy, bastards
This is the class that gets people in jail. The sick assholes that molest children and rape others...these are the ones you MUST watch out for...they don't tell jokes and are often anti-social and a pretty damn freaky. Also, they may have huge archives of taboo porn....well, that seems to be the case anyway...
So, now that I've explained that a tad bit more (I hope this came across clearly....I'm in a bit of a daze as I write this...need more sleep...lol) maybe people won't get as offended...or something like that...I don't even know why I wrote this...still young and rambling incoherently already...LOL...ah, well....I'm done for now...
Well...there it is,
~Zoo
Stardock Forums
. j/k man. Yeah your comments are really perverted sometimes, but hey aren't everyone's. I mean even Capt. has some. lol.
