Contraceptive Mobile Phones

communication kills sperm!

Varying forms of research has been conducted in relation to mobile phones and the damage they can cause through Radiation.

The findings of brain damage are still up in the air; however, they have been conclusive and frequent enough to make me conscious of the problem… what about other functionalities of the human body?

As reported here a Hungarian study has provided scary information that mobile phones have the capacity to reduce the sperm count by up to 30%

Essentially, my opinion of society isn’t all that good at the moment anyway… so the less people that have babies, the better… guys who wear their mobile phones on a belt are already using it for contraceptive purposes anyway… I dont think ladies find that look too attractive...

BAM!!!
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SSSSSAAAYYYYYY, if we could make a phone that causes female sterility, littlewhip could use that one for welfare moms . It'd also help 'em find jobs.
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I'm never going to drive with my phone in my lap ever again! I might even have to start wearing more business shirts so I can keep it in the chest pocket instead of the hip pocket.

Gotta keep the little boys healthy at all costs!
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I'm never going to drive with my phone in my lap ever again! I might even have to start wearing more business shirts so I can keep it in the chest pocket instead of the hip pocket.


errrr.... right next to your heart right Wayne??? hehehe....

We really need to encourage the development of Telepathic powers... that way, I wouldn't even have to put up with talking to stupid people, because obviously they wouldn't have the capacity to develop said powers...

Wishful THINKING!!!



BAM!!!
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guys who wear their mobile phones on a belt are already using it for contraceptive purposes anyway


yeah !. and so are the ones that use them to send dodgy text messages that lack style of any kind a la david beckham. awful !!!!..


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Reply #5 Top
The heart will be ok... for a while anyways. At least I wont go sterile and my name can live on for another generation or so...