"Watch me Now"

By the Exquisite Corpse

Watch Me Now

And his skirt blew up around his ankles; in fake modesty he pulled it back down.
Ah, tickles your scrotum like a drill mounted wire brush dipped in hydrocloric acid.
SH may stand for Screaming Harpy or Saddam Hussein!

While gargoyles watch, eyes red with evil hunger,
An' ever I shall I stroke your hoary haired tusks, the horn shall arise yet anew.

The drifter's friend is high speed lead
Oh yes, Oh yes, Oh yes, again.
These are dire times!
Please help my dog!


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Please feel free to comment, even if only to say "dude, wtf was that?" These poems are for amusement value, not for artistic merit.
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That was.