Comic Review: Ultimate Spider-Man # 62

BMB does it again...the rat bastard!

Ultimate Spider-Man # 62
W: Brian Michael Bendis
P: Mark Bagley
I: Scott Hanna with John Dell
C: J.D. Smith

NOTE: While I try to keep these clean, and it’s a shame to admit it, my wanting to be a writer and all, I can’t find any other way to express my opinion on this book except by swearing my head off.  So this particular review is restricted to “adults” only.  Yes, it is very childish and sad.  But then so am I.

What Has Gone Before:
After discussing his waning research efforts with Pete during an emergency patch-up call at his office, Dr. Curt Connors begins research on some of Pete’s blood, that perhaps may cure Doc Connors’ still messed-up DNA.  With Pete’s blessing, Connors and his research assistant Ben Reilly pursue their research, to the point of creating an embryonic life form with some similarities to the “Venom” creature.  And it begins to show signs of life, unbeknownst to the researchers.

What Happens Now:
“Carnage” (as yet unnamed in the book) breaks out of its test-tube prison and drains the life out of an ESU guard.  Reilly discovers the breakout and calls in Dr. Connors.  They’re both taken into custody.  Gwen visits M.J. at work and they come to a new understanding about their relationships, including with Peter.  Meanwhile Carnage drains even more victims and has flashes of Peter’s memories.  Finding his way to Pete’s home, there is a devastating encounter!

You Chrome-Domed Bastard
Damn you, Mr. Brian Michael Bendis, damn you to hell.  You bastard, you bastard, you bastard, you BASTARD!  How DARE you do this!  I mean, GEEEZ!  Sure, you know that some characters are gonna have a given fate no matter where they are or what-all universe, but man, what the FUCK is wrong with you?  All the above is, of course, slavish complement to the S.O.B. to both suck us in with his near-peerless character development and interactions, and then having the guts to just NAIL the reader to the wall with a horrible finale!  I am being deliberately coy about the exact nature of the ending, because of the singular magnitude of it.  If you’re a loyal reader (and for heaven’s sake, why wouldn’t you be?), you’ll finish the book with the same shock as if your mother just up and socked you a surprisingly hard punch in the gut.  Wow.  Odd how we’re still using the themes and characters of the progenitor book, yet at the same time we’ve also gone WAY off of the rails!  Nice one, guy.  Real nice.

You son of a bitch.

Recommendation: Buy

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