Ooooh Sexy Men (and women)!

or not....

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13177686,00.html
from JoeUser Forums
So I quite like the idea of celebrities as eye candy. Because you can make their personalities as you please. They can never prove you wrong. They can be perfect, and never answer you back...ahh perfection, hehe! So I found an article on sky news about the ten sexiest men. Brad Pitt was number one, so it wasn't a very imaginative link, however, I had far more interest in......

Top 10 Unsexiest:
1 Michael Jackson
2 Chris Evans
3 Peter Andre
4 Simon Cowell
5 Robbie Williams
6 Justin Timberlake
7 Liam Gallagher
8 David Beckham
9 Gareth Gates
10 Justin Hawkins

Call me cynical but this list amused me much more. Mostly because some of those in this list got in the sexiest top ten....I don't know how that works.

So the question is which celeb do you find the least attractive and why?

I'll start us off....this is actually quite tough.....I'll go with probably a very unpopular choice, Ashton Kutcher. He needs a good haircut and a slap, then maybe I could put up with him ;). As for female......J-lo, for obvious reasons. So go on JU....make me giggle!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Least sexy women:

Cher
Anjelica Huston
Julia Roberts
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Julia Roberts....I'm surprised, didn't she do it for you in pretty woman???
Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, first of all I've never watched the whole thing, and secondly no, in fact that is one of the movies in which I would say she was the worst thing about it and part of the reason WHY I've never watched the whole thing.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ouch...that's harsh, but it begs the question, just who do you find attractive?
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
but it begs the question, just who do you find attractive?


I always found Margaret Thatcher rather arousing. She had tremendous legs for an old girl.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I always found Margaret Thatcher rather arousing. She had tremendous legs for an old girl


Yeah she is a foxy lady, the original girl power!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have to agree with cita on his list. I would also add:

Angelina Jolie
Uma Thurman
Pamela Anderson
Anna Nichole Smith

Ouch...that's harsh, but it begs the question, just who do you find attractive?

I was absolutely smitten with Kate Beckinsale in Cold Comfort Farm.

I'm also a fan of the beauty of:
Nichole Kidman
Minnie Driver
Penelope Ann Miller
Mary Stuart Masterson
Cindy Crawford
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Angelina Jolie...I thought she was nice, wow I really don't have my finger on the pulse. I agree with your nice list, especially Minnie Driver, and English rose, a little like myself, hehe!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
I like Angelina Jolie and Uma Thurman; i'd put them on the good list anytime. Pam Anderson may have been cute once but now she is the archetypal surgery-enhanced bimbo. And why did anyone ever like Anna Nicole Smith??
Oh yeah, one more for the bad list: Melanie Griffith. Ig.
And Famke Janssen (Jean Grey in X-Men) is another one where I don't understand why people would think she's all that. Although at least she doesn't grate like Julia Roberts does.

On the good side, Kate Beckinsale, absolutely. Well worth watching. I think I first saw her in Serendipity. And Nicole Kidman goes on the good side too. Halle Berry (though I haven't seen Catwoman, and I probably won't for a long time, if ever).
Also Kate Bush is/was a very attractive gal (haven't seen or heard anything about/from her lately).
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Melanie Griffith....yucky, yuck yuck! Anna Nicole Smith, why anyone liked her is beyond me too, or Pammy Anderson for that matter, all gross chicks!

Halle Berry is a fox, as is Kate Beckinsale. What is it about these women that attracts you?

Where are all the ladies to discuss the men?????
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

On my hottie list:


Anderson Cooper, Viggio Mortensen, Kurt Cobain, Richard Gere, Matt Damon, George Clooney, Jesse James, Brad Pitt.


On my not-so-hottie list:


Sylvester Stallone, Ben Affleck, Justin Timberlake, Ashton Kutcher, Michael Douglas, Marc Anthony, Chris Evans.


On my girlie 'I wish I looked like that list':


Gwen Stefani, Cindy Crawford, Sandra Bullock.


Girlie 'die die die I hate you' list:


Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie (yukky yukky yuk yuk!!) Anna Nicole Smith, Lindsey Lohan (something about her just makes me want to smack her) Brittany Murphy.


 

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
wtf is hugh grant doing in the top 20?! the world's gone mad.

hello! what's all this?!
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
hot men~ Matthew MaCounghy Taye Diggs, Jay hernandez, Jimmy Fallon,

Hot women~ Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Charlize Theron


Men that make you go ewwww~ Micheal Jackson, Micheal Moore, JayZ,

Not so pretty Women~ Catherine Zeta Jones, Nicole Ritchie, Bjork
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ah lists glorious lists....

Hot Woman...

Jessica Alba is numero uno for me...
Beyonce Knowles is HAWT
Uma Thurman with a Samurai Sword drives me crazy
Liv Tyler has got it going on
Angelina Jolie is absolutely fantastic
Delta Goodrum is an Aussie bird just screaming for a bit of Muggaz.
Megan Gale is also glorious
Hale Berry is fine at 39!
Most blondes in a cheerleader outfit do it for me as well...

Now for the Skanks

Paris Hilton, Christina Aguwhatever, Britney has gone skank, I HATE Gwen Steffani (Sorry Dharama ) and while Jessica Simpson is oh so cute, she is just plain stupid, and she would do my head in.

Oh, what am I talking about? I just love Women

BAM!!!
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Girlie 'die die die I hate you' list:Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie (yukky yukky yuk yuk!!) Anna Nicole Smith, Lindsey Lohan (something about her just makes me want to smack her) Brittany Murphy.


Oh I couldn't agree more! I'm so bitchy when it comes to dumb bimbos, but they jsut make me so mad, and don't get me on J-lo, grrrrrrrrrr...*puts claws away*

I have to say I wouldn't kick Justin T outta bed though

Rooodini, hmm, hello, and yes wtf? Hugh Grant can be quite charming in the dark I'm sure.....

Matthew MaCounghy


Oh yummy, yum, yum! He is lurvly! Bjork is a minger and Jay-Z yes! Oh my, how pukey is he!

Oh, what am I talking about? I just love Women


Mugz you do surprise me!

Most blondes in a cheerleader outfit do it for me as well...


So picky, I love that about you, hehe!


Paris Hilton, Christina Aguwhatever, Britney has gone skank, I HATE Gwen Steffani (Sorry Dharama ) and while Jessica Simpson is oh so cute, she is just plain stupid, and she would do my head in.


Agree with all them! Though Jessica Simpson cute? Nahhhhhhhhh!

Liv Tyler is a hotty though
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm seeing patterns here.

Particularly Thomas's list -- all his dislikes have definition on their mouths - pouty lips etc - Angleina Jolie, Pam Anderson, --- and his likes have definition on their nose -- they're small button twitchy - like Samantha in Bewitched.

Hellions list was interesting - because Julia has the pouty mouth but he likes Angelina and Uma

Dharma's look unshaven and bad boyish -- Vigo, Kurt, George, Brad -- they've also got the same shaped chin. -- I don't know who Anderson Cooper is

Justin has a pointy chin -- Ben Affleck reminds me of John Travolta - they both have that square jaw with the dimple in their chin.

Catherine Zeta Jones is very pretty, Julia's mouth & teeth put me off, same with Kirsten dunst I don't think Angelina Jolie is attractive and there's something about Minnie Driver I don't like - I don't like her in any of the movies I've seen her in but I can never place what I find odd abour her (sorry Sal)
I think J-Lo was very pretty when she was Jennifer Lopez and she had her natural brown hair colour (like in Selena or Jack) Liv Tyler does look like an elf and Cate Blanchett can sometimes look like a man.
Delta - is too much - especially as a blonde plue she's got ...teeth yeah can't explain it
Jessica Simpson is also too much

I think Bec Cartright (Haley from Home & Away) is naturally very pretty and not over done

I wish I looked like Amanda Schull (centre stage) Julia Stiles, Piper Perabo and Renee Zellweger

Okay my attractive -- (there's a little pattern)
Nick has brown hair and a baby face
Adam Garcia (particularly in Coyote Ugly)
Sascha Radetsky (Centre Stage - Charlie)
Johnny Whitworth (Empire Records - AJ)

my highschool boyfriend (grade 9) was blonde cherub faced etc
Cary Elwes (only in Princess Bride)
Devon Sawer (only in Casper - and I was 12 when I first saw that)
Matthew McConaughey only in certain movies and only when he's being nice

Heath Ledger (only in that ONE scene in 10 things where he sings to Kat - I just want someone to do that for me)

I don't know about unattractive - I honestly don't really look anymore - I think age automatically turns me off first
So most people on everyones list -- MJ is just a freak - his nose is sliding off -- I would agree with everyone on Sallys initial list

Oh and I don't like Ewan

Hugh Grant reminds me way way too much of an almagamation of Nicks best friend Andrew because of his arrogance and personality
and my best friends husband also called Andrew who has the same shaped face and mouth as him and the arrogance -- so Hugh Grant is WAY off my list eeeeyuck

My best friend has a major thing for Rupert Everett and Colin Firth
My other best friend likes Ethan Steifel (cooper from Centre stage) who also looks like Andy and Heath Ledger
To both of them I say yuck!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Trina, I adore your comments! Yet another insightful! You're just wicked chick....seriously.

I think Bec Cartright (Haley from Home & Away) is naturally very pretty and not over done


Yeh I totally agree, she isn't over done, and she doesn't look like she is trying at all! The natural thing is just really attractive!

Adam Garcia (particularly in Coyote Ugly)


*drool* he was adorable in Coyote Ugly, he was just lovely. I could just squeeze him...yum!

I always had a thing for Pacey out of Dawsons Creek. I liked him ever since he was Charlie in the mighty ducks! I know what you mean about Devon Sawe, i thought he was lovely, I have grown out of him though. I suppose I like the baby faces. I quite like the rugged thing. Oh who am I kidding, I'll have anything....hehe!