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European Empire Update

European Empire Update

Ok guys, to answer your questions:

Yes, Novocastrian stands for newcastle upon tyne. I'm half french half italian but live in the UK and also a big fan of NUFC, so I have to balance my passion for europe with my passion for the team. So here is the deal: I'll change the empire's name to European Alliance (or something else, we'll need a vote) once more people join.

Forget about the UN: our mission is precisely to create a bipolar system, s the rule of international lore obviously is not being respected.

D'ailleurs, je cherche a incoporer le drapeau en tant que logo mais je m'y arrive pas...laisse moi un peu de temps :)

Grazie a l'amico che ha gia deciso di lottare con noi - sto cercando di cambiare il nome come richiesto

The idea of a website is also quite cool. By the way, I have seen a few Belgian and Portuguese empires in the metaverse....l'union fait la force.

I have just won my second game and we are in the top 40 - and climbing.
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Reply #951 Top
Special Forces Situation Report: 07Dec03

Message from Observation Post Alpha 1-9z monitoring outbreak of hostilities between Jedi and Euro forces. Interrupted communication from Jedi Council command to field operatives re Operation ERASER.

It appears Operation ERASER consists of the attempt to steal every eraser in Europe. This would mean that every time someone made an error filling in a form, they would need to throw it away and start again. Intel estimates 45% of Euro population would immediately go insane; collateral casuaties in neighbouring empires relying on trade would also be high.

Intel suggests outcome should be fun to watch: recommend resupplying with popcorn and settling in for good show.

Message ends.
Reply #952 Top
Darn, I just found my request for weapon repair was send on form RFJ-599-MA. Now the fleet will appear in Jedi space. Well, perhaps it's not too late for them to take back all their threats. Else it will be a good opportunity for us to blast them into oblivion.
Reply #953 Top
I hereby declare martial law in Jedi Space, everyone who does not wish to die a horrible death will surrender immediatly or face the wrath of the European Battle Fleet. Are you a Jedi with Darth Vader sympaties? Join us and you'll get to kill every single Jedi!

G-Force
Reply #954 Top
LOL LOL LOL Wait until you need to fill the paperwork for supplies, parts, ammunitions and food, it has to be done in original and 45 copies, so before you launch your fleet make sure that all your paperworks are filled and double stamped, sealed and approved, it will be funny to see your fleet run out of fuel in middle of the Jedi border, we already have called all the Redneck Jedis to come with their paint guns to redecorate the EURO ships when they are stranded without fuel in our space!!! LOL LOL LOL
Reply #955 Top
You just watch yourself. All paperwork has already been done and the fleets will soon be knocking on your front door. We'll see who's laughing then. :D
Reply #957 Top
Why are the Jedi so interested in our paperwork? At times it seems like they know it better than we.

3 European Alliance 2495667
4 The Jedi Republic 2486265

What a good bureaucracy with a little paperwork will accomplish :p

G-Force
Reply #958 Top
We are just luring in like we did to the others before you, wait and see. LOL LOL LOL
Reply #959 Top
You keep trying to lure us and you'll find yourself on the fourth place with absolutely no return to the top3. :D
Reply #961 Top
Wellllllllllllllll, if you check the board again you will see that the Jedi Republic defeated your troops after you entered in the net of mine fields we had prepared for you, so I think it is time for you to put up the white flag or your ships will be eliminated!!!! ;)
Reply #962 Top
Well the war is raging, i'm afraid my last battle has left my wounded (i'm home sick as a dog), but it is good to see that jedi still has got some spirit.

I wouldn't have been any fun if we would have taken them the first time around :p , but as we all know we will win :CONGRAT:
Reply #963 Top
I am sorryto hear you are sick, around me here I have quite a few people sick with the flu and the cold and I am like hiding from the darts of the flu all over around me. Wish you good health, because the battle is not over yet, well it is almost over after the use of the secret super weapon the Eraser, check the Jedi tread for follow up in the use of the supersecret weapon!!! :D :D :D LOL LOL
Reply #964 Top
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Reply #966 Top
Yes indeed, you should ahve done your homework before launching the attack against the Jedi Republic, many of the Jedis were trained by the MWC, so I think you are right now between the hammer and the hard place. LOL
Reply #967 Top
Don't fall for those Jedi mind tricks, and start being wary if the forms change too much. Those Jedi administrative droids could start playing dirty and jam the Euro communication network with fake forms.

Also, there is no GROSS-Jedi plot. The actions of one notorious renegade agent who happens to show special favor to the pirates makes for no imperial plot. GROSS pirates are still ruthlessly plundering both the Euros and Jedi ships. At least the ones they can catch these days... :)
Reply #968 Top
Hmmm....well we started a war with the MWC and it seems the Jedi's have tried to take advantage of that. But they have found their borders threatend by the Euro ships.

Then there is those darn pirates, never seem to be secure from them. The Spymaster sneaking in and out everywhere and at times like these we haven
t got ships to spare to defend those traders. Well...guess thats just the cost of war.
Reply #969 Top
After having carefully studied the Jedi's secret weapon codenamed 'Eraser' I've ordered that the entire empire now switches to the new unerasable ink. From now on you can cross out your mistakes in stead of rewriting it.

Now look alive and overtake their 1329 points adavantage!!

G-Force
Reply #970 Top
With over twice as many overlords as the Jedi, overcoming 1329 points shouldn't take too long!
Reply #971 Top
The burocracy is killing the EUROs that is why we are using the "ERSASER" to delete whatever they write that way they have to start all over again. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Reply #972 Top
Due to the very offensive and very disrespectful comments posted by the Brother Hood of the Nod I am withdrawing my participation in the treads to make any kind of comment about the war between the EURo empire and the JR. These comments were very offensive and disturbing. >:(
Reply #973 Top
They were deleted before I got round to reading them, but seeing the reaction of this community they could only have been horrible.

Mayito, are you happy as a Jedi? Surely your Euro days were far more enjoyable, you're welcome back you know.

G-Force
Reply #974 Top
I never got to the thread in time to read the posts and from other's comments about his posts I'm rather happy I never read them.
Only few points separate us from the republic. This time we'll go well past them and leave them behind for all eternity.
Reply #975 Top
A split between the Jedi and the Sith would be a nice advantage to us, nothing like internal strife to wear out the troops.

G-Force