Burning Bunnies, Boar's Testicles and Snail Sex
A JU poem
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OK, for those of you who don't know, this title was one of my suggestions on another thread, referencing some of the hilarious subjects we have touched upon here at JU. But I wondered how to do it justice. And so, my final product.
Following is a poem composed entirely of headlines from JU articles. I thank all of the thread authors for their creativity, and hope I did them justice in their inclusion in this poem. I think I did a rather decent job here, let me know what you think:
"son I'm leaving"
Honor, courage and commitment
deaf trees and bladders
deaf trees and bladders
Oh, how I miss the spooning
an arrest is unavoidable
Fags bad lezzies good,
Fags bad, lezzies good
Dave Matthews spews s**t over the city of Chicago
A beautiful Sunday Morning
Snail sex
Snail sex
He's history--that's my story and I'm sticking to it
the pervy worm is here
the vomit comet
the vomit comet
Boar testicle guy makes the front page
Burning Bunny Blazes building
please give your love to them
please give your love to them
My cat is in heat
And the Lesson we've learned here is...
Cows are evil
Cows are evil
artfully yours,
Gideon MacLeish
Following is a poem composed entirely of headlines from JU articles. I thank all of the thread authors for their creativity, and hope I did them justice in their inclusion in this poem. I think I did a rather decent job here, let me know what you think:
"son I'm leaving"
Honor, courage and commitment
deaf trees and bladders
deaf trees and bladders
Oh, how I miss the spooning
an arrest is unavoidable
Fags bad lezzies good,
Fags bad, lezzies good
Dave Matthews spews s**t over the city of Chicago
A beautiful Sunday Morning
Snail sex
Snail sex
He's history--that's my story and I'm sticking to it
the pervy worm is here
the vomit comet
the vomit comet
Boar testicle guy makes the front page
Burning Bunny Blazes building
please give your love to them
please give your love to them
My cat is in heat
And the Lesson we've learned here is...
Cows are evil
Cows are evil
artfully yours,
Gideon MacLeish
...I should...
