"friday five" ... island of lost souls

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This week, we are about to be stranded on a deserted tropical island !. Oh no !.

(Thanks Sabrina for another great idea).

For the purposes of the exercise, (ie: to get at what we each really 'can't live without'), we will assume that the island has 'the basics' by way of plant life (including fruit trees), animal life, and adequate water.

What 5 items/things would you take with you, and why ?.


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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would take my bible, to read it and maintain my hope.

I would take one of those handcrank radio/flashlight thingies...I'm sure that the radio wouldn't do me any good out there, but I'd appreciate a flashlight that didn't need batteries for those nighttimes.

Duct tape. Definitely duct tape. The answer's in the question.

a Leatherman multipurpose tool

a frigging LIFEBOAT!!! You really think I'm gonna pick 5 things and not give myself a way offa there? lol
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
1. My husband
2. Lot of pictures of my kids (but NOT my kids cause I don't want them stranded without the hope of a wonderful future)
3. Computer w/ High Speed Internet Access (gotta download plans for a cabana and assorted fruit recipes plus keep in touch with my kids)
4. A massive supply of toiletries (moisturizer, sunscreen, tylenol, hairbrushes, nail polish, soap, bug spray blah blah blah)
5. A king sized bed with lots of feather pillows!

This is of course if we aren't even attempting to "escape." The list would be vastly different if we were launching a self-rescue mission.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
The Bible
The Brothers Karamazov - F. Dostoyesvsky
Playboy
Underwear
Watch (winding)

Mignuna, Have nice weekend and it's nice that you are back with the Friday V after the hiatus of last week.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
An etcha-sketch - so i could write a novel, erasing each page (and disappointment) as i go.

A Latin dictionary that includes grammar instruction - how long could it take to master Latin on a deserted island...i mean...really?

A binded folder containing transcripts of each and every Simpsons episode in lieu of a funny person - laughter as a talisman against eventual psychosis

Is a dog allowed? If so, a dog - do i really have to explain myself?

If the island has surf, a bodyboard - a way to spend hours doing nothing and enjoying it. in lieu of drugs or alcohol, both of which would ultimately run out.

Marco XX
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
My husband

My flute

My bible

Paper and Pencil for writing

I'm not sure on the last one, but maybe...
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
A diesel generator
A large container of diesel fuel
A radio transceiver
A large antenna
A copy of "Moby Dick" to pass the time until the Coast Guard arrives.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
This is a good one...

1) my fiance
2) my horn
3) suntan lotion
4) my cell phone (with charger)
5) ben and jerrys!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
A case of good scotch - for medicinal purposes, of course

Laptop w/satellite modem and dish to stay up w/JU

Solar Cell panel w/ storage battery to power puter

A crate full of bathing soap for obvious reasons

My cdrom containing 5000 books of the world's great literature
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
(I'm going with the assumption that we're not going to be rescued, or find a way off the island. Otherwise I would just say that I would bring a boat instead of all the fancy stuff to build a way to get off, or radios to get help with. We're stuck on this island... period)

1. My wife.
2. Our dogs.
3. Some good knives and a wet stone or two to keep them sharp.
4. Flint.
5. A boyscout handbook.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah, that's probably a much more interesting assumption.

1) wife and child, if I'm not allowed to assume them. Hoyle's complete guide to games, if I am.
2) an extremely thorough "how things work" guide that covers all the basics of things like sanitation, shelter, fire-starting, etc.
3) a Zippo lighter and a whole lotta fuel for it, 'cuz I'm lazy.
4) 100 decks of cards.
5) I'll agree with Splateaux (except on spelling ) and say some good knives and a whetstone or two.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
1. I would take my glasses or a lifetime supply of contacts and neccesities. (I know, boring!)
2. Lifetime supply of toiletries, forget clothes, I'll do without!
3. My boyfriend, but not my kids, I would want them to live a "normal" life. I'd leave them with my parents.
4. Some sort of knives and a way to sharpen them, I suppose.....
5. Lots and lots of rum.

When do we go?
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
1) Assuming we can bring family (everyone else is!), my husband and precious boys
2) chocolate (many, many bags)
3) paper, pens, crayons
4) sunscreen (the boys and I burn easily)
5) camera/film to capture all the adorable things the boys (and my husband) do

It sounds good to me . . . strand me, baby!

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
1. My girl.

2. swiss army ultimate model knife.

3. Lots of beer.

4. Lots of smokes.

5. A bed, deluxe model.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
a frigging LIFEBOAT!!! You really think I'm gonna pick 5 things and not give myself a way offa there?


hehe gideon. ok, you got me there !

5. A king sized bed with lots of feather pillows!


i love this, xtine. that's my idea of island life !!!

5) ben and jerrys!


oh, ice-cream. youm !. alison, we don't have ben & jerry's in australia, but i have heard how good it is.

A case of good scotch - for medicinal purposes, of course


lol mason. of course. i mean, i can't imagine you waniting to drink it, right ?

(I'm going with the assumption that we're not going to be rescued, or find a way off the island. Otherwise I would just say that I would bring a boat instead of all the fancy stuff to build a way to get off, or radios to get help with. We're stuck on this island... period)


thankyou, splateaux. we are stuck!. (except gideon. hehe. he got away).

1) wife and child, if I'm not allowed to assume them. Hoyle's complete guide to games, if I am.


of course you can take krystal and your wife, citahellion !

5) I'll agree with Splateaux (except on spelling ) and say some good knives and a whetstone or two


yep, splateaux and citahellion, this was first on my list too. you'd need it for building shelter, hunting, fishing, cleaning fish, cutting fruit, the list is endless.

5. Lots and lots of rum.


like mason, kayles. but only for medicinal purposes, right ?

2) chocolate (many, many bags)


me too, texas wahine, me too !. i can't live without my chocolate

3. Lots of beer.4. Lots of smokes.


love it nic !. let's party !

PlayboyUnderwearWatch (winding)


what a great combination, olikara !. and thankyou for your kind wishes

An etcha-sketch - so i could write a novel, erasing each page (and disappointment) as i go.


marco, you're so funny. do they even still make those ?

I'm not sure on the last one, but maybe


i loved the pics, ladycleave, thankyou !. and i agree on the last one, i'm certain i'd have to have a pet

2 dogs, one of each sex, in good health and of breeding age. ( if this would count as 2 items rather than one, change that to a pregnant bitch)


yes, sabrina !. perfect. i would do this too. i was wondering what i would do when my doggy died, now i can have more than one !


i love our island everyone. i'm with kayles, when can we go ?

vanessa/mig XX


Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
A diesel generator. A large container of diesel fuel. A radio transceiver. A large antenna. A copy of "Moby Dick" to pass the time until the Coast Guard arrives.


Cittahellion on an island if stuck,
would never be s**t out of luck,
he'd have coms and his "Dick"
which you know is quite thick,
or else he would surely be f**ked.

Reply By: LadyClevePosted: Friday, August 27, 2004My husband. My flute. My bible. Paper and Pencil for writing. I'm not sure on the last one, but maybe...


And then there's the good lady cleve,
with a flute and a pen up her sleeve,
Though I know that I love her,
Without boats we would suffer,
So why the hell would she take me? (Don't kill me dear, but how could I rescue you?)

A Large Hunting/all purpose knife. Flint and steel for starting fires. 2 dogs, one of each sex, in good health and of breeding age. ( if this would count as 2 items rather than one, change that to a pregnant bitch. A ham radio with a nuclear battery. Marijuana seeds.


Little whip's list has merit and note,
Although she would constantly toke,
She'd feel good, not alone,
Though she had not a phone,
The coast guard would find her by her smoke!!!

Last one,

I would take my bible, to read it and maintain my hope. I would take one of those handcrank radio/flashlight thingies...I'm sure that the radio wouldn't do me any good out there, but I'd appreciate a flashlight that didn't need batteries for those nighttimes. Duct tape. Definitely duct tape. The answer's in the question. a Leatherman multipurpose tool. a frigging LIFEBOAT!!! You really think I'm gonna pick 5 things and not give myself a way offa there? lol


And the last one's for practical gids,
Who just beat out all of you kids,
Even though he did gloat,
'bout duct tape and and a boat,
'cause he'd never need help from the squids, (navy)
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh yeah, and I love your dancing banana.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
YAY!

I'm a little slow this week as the computer was mercilessly ripped from me while my sister went to NYC. It is so good to see that you're back. Now I'm going to have to read your whole backlog of articles... why must you write so much???

Anyway... 5 things.

1) A solar powered iPod loaded with as many songs as it could fit.

2)A really thick writing book and pens (can I count this as one?)

3) My guitar

4) A tent

5) A sex slave (or perhaps just a really close friend who I could occasionally have sex with. Oh dear - that means I need condoms as well. Damn it! Maybe I can fashion them from animal intestines like in the old days?)

Good questions. I do get the feeling I will starve however, as I have no knife. Nor do I have any tools. Oh well - I will die surrounded by beautiful music which is fine by me!

Suz xxx
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
A sex slave (or perhaps just a really close friend who I could occasionally have sex with. Oh dear - that means I need condoms as well.


No, you just need a really close friend who's had a vasectomy.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Cittahellion on an island if stuck,would never be s**t out of luck,he'd have coms and his "Dick"which you know is quite thick,or else he would surely be f**ked.


i'm laughing much too hard to think of a comment, spc nobody special. this is hilarious stuff !!!!

Little whip's list has merit and note,Although she would constantly toke,She'd feel good, not alone,Though she had not a phone,The coast guard would find her by her smoke!!!


i can't wait until sabrina sees this. these should be a blog, spc nobody special. you should publish them, they are fantastic, i can't stop giggling !

And the last one's for practical gids,Who just beat out all of you kids,Even though he did gloat,'bout duct tape and and a boat,'cause he'd never need help from the squids, (navy)


i adore it !. gideon will too !.

Oh yeah, and I love your dancing banana.


i love your comments !!!. theres' s blog of mine called 'death to smilies' that has the banana and other different smilies to copy and use on here. bluedev also added a pile of them in his comments that we are all free to use, too. please feel free to use them on your blog if you like. i love them !


I'm a little slow this week as the computer was mercilessly ripped from me while my sister went to NYC. It is so good to see that you're back. Now I'm going to have to read your whole backlog of articles... why must you write so much???


it's called extreme boredom, suz. no subject is too trivial for me at the moment hehe !!!!


5) A sex slave (or perhaps just a really close friend who I could occasionally have sex with. Oh dear - that means I need condoms as well. Damn it! Maybe I can fashion them from animal intestines like in the old days?)


animal intestine condoms suz?. hmm. sexy !

I do get the feeling I will starve however, as I have no knife. Nor do I have any tools


but you DO have animal intestine condoms and a dishy man !!!!


No, you just need a really close friend who's had a vasectomy.


citahellion, you did it again !. you know everything !. this is perfect. yep, one sex slave with a snip coming right up, suz !!!


thanks everyone


vanessa/mig XX
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
And the last one's for practical gids,
Who just beat out all of you kids,
Even though he did gloat,
'bout duct tape and and a boat,
'cause he'd never need help from the squids, (navy)


...I love it!

I also love references to Sabrina's, err..."smoke signals"
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
...I love it!


i knew you would !. isn't it great, gideon ?. spc nobody special has excelled himself !

vanessa/mig XX
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
1) my tools
2) a large array of solar panels (and I mean ridiculously large because of my next one)
3) the particle accelerator at cern, which of course they would let me borrow, knowing I was going to be stranded and need to a particle accelerator for research
4) a computer, with an antenna connected that could connect to the network of satellites in the world so that i could access the internet and transmit my findings to the rest of the world. plus, all my music would be stored on the computer.
5) whichever girl i felt i had the best chance of living with for the rest of my life at the time of my exile
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
3) the particle accelerator at cern, which of course they would let me borrow, knowing I was going to be stranded and need to a particle accelerator for research


i am very impressed with your plans, nmrhth

4) a computer, with an antenna connected that could connect to the network of satellites in the world so that i could access the internet and transmit my findings to the rest of the world. plus, all my music would be stored on the computer.


make that very, very impressed !!!!

5) whichever girl i felt i had the best chance of living with for the rest of my life at the time of my exile


i wonder what one would look for in a companion ?. the usual things, considering the longer term ?. thanks for your comment.

vanessa/mig XX