Lose pounds by having sex!!!!
amputation also works well...
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According to Schott's Food and Drink Miscellany p.92 by Ben Schott, Link, (an excellent and hilarious writer,) the average calories burned during sex by a 150 lb. person vary between 6 and 11 calories a minute. Add 10% for every pound over 150, less for those under 150.
Although I question the math for those not 150, according to this formula, if you were a 190 lb. man, you would burn something between 1800 and 3300 calories an hour. If you then had sex for three hours straight, I salute your stamina, you circus freak you.
But you would also burn at least 5400 calories!!! Not to mention the calorific loss due to ummm....export tariffs. Can you imagine the weight loss potential if you did this exercise regimen 3 to 5 times a week? It's almost enough to make me change over from training for the marathon. Of course, after you get started, running is almost as addictive as sex.
One word of caution though. Failure to properly prepare and invest in equipment for this sport could in fact have an adverse side effect on female athletes participating, potentially causing massive weight gains for periods of up to 9 months. Other acceptable weight loss alternates include:
haircuts
amputation (particularly effective in the case of conjoined twins)
cancer
deployments (military personnel only)
donating blood
extreme dehydration
disease (see example three)
divorce
addiction to methamphetamines
and shark bite
And if that doesn't help, maybe this will suppress your appetite. ....Link
Although I question the math for those not 150, according to this formula, if you were a 190 lb. man, you would burn something between 1800 and 3300 calories an hour. If you then had sex for three hours straight, I salute your stamina, you circus freak you.
But you would also burn at least 5400 calories!!! Not to mention the calorific loss due to ummm....export tariffs. Can you imagine the weight loss potential if you did this exercise regimen 3 to 5 times a week? It's almost enough to make me change over from training for the marathon. Of course, after you get started, running is almost as addictive as sex.
One word of caution though. Failure to properly prepare and invest in equipment for this sport could in fact have an adverse side effect on female athletes participating, potentially causing massive weight gains for periods of up to 9 months. Other acceptable weight loss alternates include:
haircuts
amputation (particularly effective in the case of conjoined twins)
cancer
deployments (military personnel only)
donating blood
extreme dehydration
disease (see example three)
divorce
addiction to methamphetamines
and shark bite
And if that doesn't help, maybe this will suppress your appetite. ....Link
