"friday five" ... i got drunk and i missed it !!!

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I am horrified to admit, gentle reader, that, last night, while I was supposed to be posting the "Friday Five", I was actually at the Plantation Hotel watching my friends' band and behaving in a rather undignified manner !.

I should explain that I avoid alcohol for two main reasons. One being that it tends to, err, intensify my personality. (ie: I begin to say even more things that I should only think), and the other being that drinking just does not seem to agree with my body. Alcohol goes straight to my head and stays there.

Needless to say, I didn't actually drink very much. (I don't have to. I am what is colloqially known as a "toucan" (two cans and she's a loud bird). But this did not stop me becoming merry enough to come home and compose a "Friday Five" quite unlike any other I have produced.

To complicate matters, I also made my drunk friends think of a rude question to ask a stranger, and I added the worst ones to the Friday Five list.

Unhappily, I fell asleep drooling in the keyboard before I could post the resultant, ahem, interesting questions. And now, here I am, at 1pm on Saturday afternoon, deliberating posting the questions I ask when the filters are off.

So, after some careful thought, (and a lot of spelling corrections) here is the first (and last) ever drunken Friday Five. Don't tell my Mum.


1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig)


2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)


3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)


4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)


5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)



Oh, the horror of 'morning-face' ;)
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig)

No fetishes here

2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)

I think it depends on the size of the woman


3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)

Because we know where you live!


4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)

Circumcision isn't necessary in a modern society. It can significantly reduce disease in some third world countries, but basic hygiene compensates for it when you have such facilities. Our son isn't circumcised.


5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)

I think it really depends on the person. I think some people lend themselves more to polyamorous or polygamous tendencies, and those things should be discussed between partners.

Ok, my answers on the first three were lame, but I wanted to imput on the final 2.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig)


Debonair( Indian equivalent of Playboy) Centrespreads. It's because of my Hormones

2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)


I'm sure they do.

3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)


I'll have to ask the postman

4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)


Good for cleanliness and sex. I'm uncircumcised though.


5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)


For humans, Yes I do.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig)

I don't think it really qualifies as a fetish, but I think authority-type occupations are hot. I really dig that fact that my husband is a soldier . . . leave the uniform and boots on, baby (are you sure you can't bring your M16 home?)! Police-type uniforms with the boots and all are hot, too . . .

2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)

Yes, it does matter.

3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)

I'm too dense to understand what this question is asking . . .

4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)

meh . . .

5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)

I don't think it's neccessarily natural, but I do think it's a good thing. It's a choice that we make, and I don't think fidelity is always an easy thing. To me anyways, it's worth the effort.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top


can i just say this: hehehehehe.

thankyou. i love you all !!!!


mig XX
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig)

Won't say here.

2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)

Sure they do. But neither do they think it's the end all and be all. Many are happy with just a regulation-sized sausage.


3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)

Don't know. You must visit some interesting web-site with your cookie tray open!

4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)

OUCH. Did I say ouch? Thank goodness it never happened to me.


5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)

Monogamy is basically natural for women and unnatural for men. However, it's healthy for both - forces personal and spiritual growth in most cases.

JW
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
1- No sexual fetish... but some say I am a bit obsessed with shoes!
2- Yes
3- Maybe you should tell us? What are you hiding?
4. I think it is cleaner and good.
5. It may not be "natural" but is healthy.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top


or the link: Link

I wanted to know what uncircumcision looks like. Now I know.

-A.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Angloesque: And if he shaves his side-whiskers we'll know how circumcision looks like. Right? Or do we need to shave the beard too?
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)

I think it depends on the size of the woman


nice!!!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm a little late, so it'll have to be Saturday five for me! hehe I think these questions are quite good considering!

1) Do you have a fetish?-I don't think its a fetish as such, but I do have a thing for chunky men (thats chunky not fat) and men with weird noses.

2) Do women think size matters?- I suppose it matters for some more than others. I guess it matters to an extent, but I think its more what you do with it, or without it even... Men who are good at foreplay are so rare...

3) why do I keep getting those little packages in the mailbox that say to the "resident" and turn out to be for "secret womans' business?"- Perhaps you are secretly a woman, or maybe its a code used by the FBI for your mission statements.

4) What is your opinion on circumcision?-hmm..I think its kinda mean when they do it to little Jewish boys..because well, its not like they can have a say in it is it? But in general i think it looks more attractive, but thats a v. ny attitude and i guess it differs depending on where you live, your religion etc. In the end, I dont have a penis, so I don't suppose I have much right to say whats better and what isn't.

5) Do you think monogamy is a healthy/natural state for humans?- I suppose before we got so damn smart, it probably wasn't. But since we (well most of us) seem to have developed this weird consciousness thing, and a conscience along with it, I think now we have the capacity to be monogamous. I don't think its natural biologically (but i dont know too much about that) but I think that socially its been the done thing for a long time, although now we're starting to see another kind of sexual liberation (if you like, on a smaller scale than the 60s though i guess) where people mostly go out and have one night stands, or open relationships and within many groups -especially younger groups- it's just accepted. People have probably done this for a long time, but i think its only lately its become so accepted, celebrated even- especially for women. So..I dunno. I guess if some people still feel like cheating, monogamy can't be all that healthy.But thats a complicated question, cuz you're really opposing the mental and the physical desires of someone- you might want to be monogamous, but its not always possible. Lust is a powerful thing.

Sorry, I did try!!

Dyl xx
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

you guys are wonderful. i promise to answer this crap myself tomorrow

vanessa/mig XX
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig)
yeah, thigh hi stockings and uniforms, not together.

2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)
nope.

3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)
I have no idea. I get them too.

4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)
I don't really have one.

5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)
Absolutely. Monogamy is a requirement for my relationship to feel healthy.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig) no.


2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)about 4 years ago I would have said no, but now I've changed my mind.


3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)Beats the hell out of me.


4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)hmmmm.... Most of the guys that I know, are, but not for any religious reasons. I guess it was the "in" thing to do. I don't particularly care, either way.


5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)
I think it's a cultural belief.... but if it works for some, then hell, why not?
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
thanks you guys. sorry i was so late with this

vanessa/mig XX
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
1/ Fetish? No.
2/ Women->Size? Many are probably influenced by it to a significant degree regardless of what they say about it.
3/ fe-mail? Probably because you got put on a fetish mailing list by a woman who was not impressed by the size of your uncircumsized penis and wanted revenge after discovering you were going to dump her for another girl.
4/ Circumcision? Neutral. Haven't really looked the pros and cons. Probably won't ever care if I don't have a boy.
5/ Monogamy Natural? No. Just look at the sheer variety of options that are well-known from ancient days. I do believe it is more natural for a woman to desire it than for a man, though. Healthy? Yes, in at least terms of being beneficial for the development of the species.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

"ANSWERS OF THE WEEK" hehe

gideon on 'does size matter':
I think it depends on the size of the woman



olikara on 'do you have a fetish':
Debonair( Indian equivalent of Playboy) Centrespreads. It's because of my Hormones



texas wahine on monogamy:
I don't think it's neccessarily natural, but I do think it's a good thing. It's a choice that we make, and I don't think fidelity is always an easy thing. To me anyways, it's worth the effort.



jay on 'does size matter' :
Many are happy with just a regulation-sized sausage

ps: oh jay, i love it when you say 'sausage' like that ! *swoons*


joey on stu's 'mystery mailbox packages':
3- Maybe you should tell us? What are you hiding?



angloesque on circumcision:
I wanted to know what uncircumcision looks like. Now I know

ps: thankyou for that pic !. it's too, too funny !


dylan on 'do you have a fetish':
I don't think its a fetish as such, but I do have a thing for chunky men (thats chunky not fat) and men with weird noses.

ps: dyl, i do too. i can't believe you, treasure !. i adore solid men. not muscular, i just like a bit of a gut and something to grab onto hehe ! and i adore unusual facial features, especially weird noses. who is that guy that was in the royal tenembaums with the blonde hair and the crooked nose ? oh yummmmmmmm


my scabbed wings on 'do you have a fetish':
yeah, thigh hi stockings and uniforms, not together.

ps: that is damn sexy, sister !!!


nic on 'does size matter':
about 4 years ago I would have said no, but now I've changed my mind.

ps: nic !!!!. you can't leave me hanging like that !!!!. more info ! *begs*

citahellion on stu's mystery mailbox packets:
fe-mail? Probably because you got put on a fetish mailing list by a woman who was not impressed by the size of your uncircumsized penis and wanted revenge after discovering you were going to dump her for another girl.

ps: citahellion, i can't help myself. i tried. but i have to say this. you're amazing !. i look forward to your comments with guilt tinged pleasure !. if you ever stop reading my blog i'll be crushed like a bug ! hehe.


vanessa/mig XX
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thankyou Vanessa- I thought I was the only one!!I love guys with a little beergut..hehe.

The guy in the royal tenanbaums (who plays Eli I think...) is Owen Wilson ...And .I second that Yummm!!

Dyl xx
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thankyou Vanessa- I thought I was the only one!!I love guys with a little beergut..hehe.


oh no, dyl, i too have a taste for 'the tactility of the beergut' ! ugh ! sounds like a bad self help book

The guy in the royal tenanbaums (who plays Eli I think...) is Owen Wilson ...And .I second that Yummm!!


yessss, that's the guy. blondes are not usually my thing, but oh, mama !

mig XX
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
I've been away from the computer and am very late, but I had to say something.

1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig)
Yes. more of an overall obsession, though. sharing would be entirely too revealing....

2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)
I'm trying to find a story from a creative writing class I was in that addresses this issue. it was about a group of men known as the cillahporcim (read backwards).

3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)
good question....I get the impression that a little background info would make it understandable

4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)
pretty happy with the results, only seen pics of un

5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)
healthy physically and emotionally, yes. natural? it wouldn't be so difficult if it was natural
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

1/ Do you have a fetish ? What is it, and do you know how it came about ? (question by Mig)

Umm...yeah.  Bellies.  dudes bellies.  more specifically, the area under the belly button where the 'treasure trail' starts.  I'm an absolute sucker for that.  Doesn't even have to be a particularly toned belly either...but I don't like treasure trails that slap against the thighs of the owners.
2/ Do women really think size matters ? (question by Derek)


Yes. size does matter.  i don't care what bullshit you've been fed in order to soften the blow - all the crap about the motion of the ocean, not the size of the wave is just to make those who are inadequate feel better about themselves.  If I can't feel what you have, you're not going to do anything for me.  On the other end of the scale, a monster tally-whacker is enough to make a girl put on her pants and run away screaming.  Too big is not a good thing either, because it hurts.


3/ Why do I keep getting those little packet things in my mailbox that say 'To The Resident' and turn out to be for 'secret womens' business' ? (question by Stu)


I have no idea, but I get them too.


4/ What is your opinion on circumcision ? (question by Derek)


Having been raised in England, where circumcision is not the norm, but having lived for a while in the US where it is...I've experienced both cut and uncut willies.  I have to say that I prefer cut.  There seems to be less of an issue with smegma, and I personally think that it just looks nicer.  That's just my preference, though.


5/ Do you think monogamy is natural and/or healthy state for humans ? (question by Mig)


Ooh, good one.  Ummm...healthy, yes.  Especially when there are so many diseases lurking around...things that can kill you.  Natural?  I don't know.  On the one hand yes, because humans pair bond and monogamy is a natural offshoot of that.  On the other hand, primitive man had a need to spread his seed...primitive woman had a need to get the best sperm she could - survival of the fittest and all that.  These days though, I'd have to say that yes, monogamy is both natural and healthy.