my lover, alphonse

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my lover shall be called alphonse

sure, he'll probably have an actual name, but he shall be called alphonse

alphonse shall write poetry that does not rhyme and shall never use styling products in his hair



alphonse shall be funny, clever, charming, and possessed of a mildly cranky demeanor

alphonse shall have slightly imperfect teeth and several bad habits

(such as harbouring a secret fetish for latex, and becoming melancholy whilst drunk)



alphonse shall use his silver tongue to describe my 'womanhood' in such fabulous ways as 'the bloom of an orchid' !

(and then he shall use it to eat me for hours on end)



alphonse shall be an anti-hero. an anti-god. an antithesis



alphonse shall be beautiful

alphonse shall have scars, tattoos, marks, piercings, flaws, imperfections, realities



alphonse shall love me until i cry and shall teach me how to do bad things

alphonse shall have a penchant for fucking me first thing in the morning



alphonse shall make me come
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I love your stuff.

~Anne
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wonderful writing Miggy! I loved it! Now, have you heard about the Ashleython going on right now down over at my place? I think you should come check it out and support me if you already haven't, and if you have you can come back again! . (im using my new point whore skills! lol.)

Link

~carebear~
Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Tangled WishesPosted: Monday, September 13, 2004I love your stuff.


thankyou so much anne. the feeling is mutual

Wonderful writing Miggy! I loved it!


thanks, cb !.
I think you should come check it out and support me if you already haven't, and if you have you can come back again!


i have just done so, cb

vanessa/mig XX
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well...that was....different....but, I guess it was good.....I don't really have much more to say so..........................................

I bid you adieu ,
~Zoo
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well...that was....different....but, I guess it was good.....I don't really have much more to say so


thankyou, zoo. i like it that you always let me know you were around, and i appreciate you reading my work

mig XX
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well I think I am covered under most of those except the satisfying sex...It's been over a year since I've had sex and whoever is next in line will get an ear full of disclaimers so anything above "deeply disastisfied" will seem like absolute ectasy.

Thank Mig,
Thanks for letting me believe there are real women out there looking for such things.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well I think I am covered under most of those


hmm. how very interesting that you fit the profile of my phantom lover alphonse, suspeckted.

except the satisfying sex


hmmm. i'm guessing that by 'satisfying sex', you mean this quote:

"alphonse shall make me come"

in which case, that would have not much at all to do with 'satisfying sex', and more to do with:

"scars, tattoos, marks, piercings, flaws, imperfections, realities ... harbouring a secret fetish for latex, and becoming melancholy whilst drunk ... an anti-hero. an anti-god. an antithesis"

It's been over a year since I've had sex and whoever is next in line will get an ear full of disclaimers so anything above "deeply disastisfied" will seem like absolute ectasy.


alphonse, ahem, i mean suspeckted, satisfaction is relative, don't you think ? ... a prodigiously talented poet at ease with his flaws and partial to latex isn't for every woman, i agree. (but i can't think why the fuck not, though).

Thanks for letting me believe there are real women out there looking for such things.


thanks for wanting such women to exist.

mig XX
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
That was the best thing ever to read as I recover from this Saturday night binge.