My Six Pack is Suffering!
for the while at least...
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As much as I hate to admit it, my abs are losing their chiselled appearance, and I can attribute this to one thing – lack of constant sexual activity. Aside from all the obvious emotional benefits, girlfriends are also great for a peak physical conditioning!
While waking up most mornings with a stomach that was aching from a lot of sexual activity the night before was a pain in the behind, the old adage ‘whatever doesn’t kill you, can only make you stronger’ certainly holds true in this case. You could just feel your stomach muscles developing as you were ‘getting it on’
Cardiovascular exercise is defined as any activity that elevates your heart rate for a sustained period of time – whilst teenage boys and some unfortunate grown men suffer the problem of pre-mature ejaculation – thus rendering their sexual activities nearly pointless, most of us can say we enjoy lengthy sexual encounters – if you cant say that, perhaps you should learn how to quick smart – especially the fatties out there.
We see infomercials on TV late at night advertising treadmills, stair masters and other fitness machines, obviously aimed at those who require such tools. The benefits from these machines are tremendous – Increased energy levels, decreased risks of obtaining heart disease, increased cardiovascular endurance, and loss of weight – Instead of spending all this money on gimmicks advertised by Chuck Norris and buxom blondes – just get your fat ass to your local drug store, purchase some condoms, find another fatty – and let the lovin’ begin!!!
The heart responds to sex in a number of different of ways including increased blood flow to the areas being used such as your legs, arms, and genitalia, while still providing enough blood to all of the vital areas of the body like the brain. While sexual intercourse is occurring, the brain releases sexual hormones that are better carried throughout the body because of the increased heart rate – My favourite positions always meant my stomach got the best work out, although, the whole time, I was getting a thorough cardio vascular exercise!
It is well documented that a better exercise regime increases your sex drive – this could probably be attributed to the endorphins released during exercise, and a more positive self image, however, it is not as well documented that a better sexual regime increases your endurance, and generally makes you feel better about yourself! In light of this, I think we could possibly amalgamate the professions of prostitution and personal trainers!
I am blessed with a very good metabolism, so whilst my sexual activities have not been as frequent as they perhaps were whilst I was with my last girlfriend, I have still been able to maintain good fitness, and a passable physique, I have done this the hard way – through exercise, you know, boring soccer games and monotonous stomach crunches… I do long for the days of free lovin’ and no fatties though… do we want a moral society? Or an attractive society?
Go on fatties, get your game on
BAM!!!
While waking up most mornings with a stomach that was aching from a lot of sexual activity the night before was a pain in the behind, the old adage ‘whatever doesn’t kill you, can only make you stronger’ certainly holds true in this case. You could just feel your stomach muscles developing as you were ‘getting it on’
Cardiovascular exercise is defined as any activity that elevates your heart rate for a sustained period of time – whilst teenage boys and some unfortunate grown men suffer the problem of pre-mature ejaculation – thus rendering their sexual activities nearly pointless, most of us can say we enjoy lengthy sexual encounters – if you cant say that, perhaps you should learn how to quick smart – especially the fatties out there.
We see infomercials on TV late at night advertising treadmills, stair masters and other fitness machines, obviously aimed at those who require such tools. The benefits from these machines are tremendous – Increased energy levels, decreased risks of obtaining heart disease, increased cardiovascular endurance, and loss of weight – Instead of spending all this money on gimmicks advertised by Chuck Norris and buxom blondes – just get your fat ass to your local drug store, purchase some condoms, find another fatty – and let the lovin’ begin!!!
The heart responds to sex in a number of different of ways including increased blood flow to the areas being used such as your legs, arms, and genitalia, while still providing enough blood to all of the vital areas of the body like the brain. While sexual intercourse is occurring, the brain releases sexual hormones that are better carried throughout the body because of the increased heart rate – My favourite positions always meant my stomach got the best work out, although, the whole time, I was getting a thorough cardio vascular exercise!
It is well documented that a better exercise regime increases your sex drive – this could probably be attributed to the endorphins released during exercise, and a more positive self image, however, it is not as well documented that a better sexual regime increases your endurance, and generally makes you feel better about yourself! In light of this, I think we could possibly amalgamate the professions of prostitution and personal trainers!
I am blessed with a very good metabolism, so whilst my sexual activities have not been as frequent as they perhaps were whilst I was with my last girlfriend, I have still been able to maintain good fitness, and a passable physique, I have done this the hard way – through exercise, you know, boring soccer games and monotonous stomach crunches… I do long for the days of free lovin’ and no fatties though… do we want a moral society? Or an attractive society?
Go on fatties, get your game on
BAM!!!
(for lack of an appropriate smiley!)
.... He is now spreading rumours that chocolate comes from cows 
