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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3426 Top
/me wonders whatever happened to the hobbit throwing? my hobits are starting to get freeze-burn... LOL LOL
Reply #3427 Top
I played a Tiny Crippling game and lost. Was trying to man enough to submit the loss (points is points!), but MEtaverse refused to accept it. Apparently, tales of Pirates and G.R.O.S.S. members losing just aren't believed

Yeah. It must have thought you were a fellowship of the ring spy.

P.S. Losses don't get enough points to make it worth that much anyway.


wonders whatever happened to the hobbit throwing? my hobits are starting to get freeze-burn

We had to postpone the contest after you froze the entire audience for booing you. It's coming soon as I can get well.
Reply #3429 Top
The competence has been suspended until further notice, the release of the secret weapon of the FOTR has stunk all the Universe for 25 cycles of the Muldurian Sun. Visit FOTR and you'll see what happened. LOL LOL LOL
Reply #3431 Top
Hey guys, you wouldn't believe what just happened to me today! I got my internet!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what that means, right? (I can already smell the fear from the Altarian bastards).

Well tonight after work, I'm gonna do one more review of the new website, and then I'll post it up!
Reply #3432 Top
Ahhh, there will surely be fewer Altarians around now! Thank goodness! :HOT:

If I'm not mistaken, as soon as you submit a game, you'll get a promotion to the Admiralty!

:CONGRAT:
Reply #3434 Top
Aren't you going to play a few games under the newest patch before writing a new guide? Or am I missing something?

Anyway, I look forward to it :)
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Reply #3436 Top
Well it's been a long day of raiding empires. Stop by the new recruitment thread and drop a testimonial or two. :) A hearty booty to be had by all in the days ahead! ARRRGH!!!
Reply #3437 Top
g.R.O.S.S s.U.X
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Thank you for your intellectual and thought provoking debate. We welcome you, a fellow scholar to our thread.
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Reply #3438 Top
The competence has been suspended until further notice
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(must resist the temptation, must resist...!!!!!)

Indeed?

Greetings, ye scurvy dogs. Thought a few pirates might be hanging around the chat room on a Friday night, telling tall tales and drinking tall drinks...but it's so quiet in there it must have been taken over by the Canuck undead. Except for EBZ, who's apparently sleeping it off in there...

I brought a bottle to pass around, but because of the lack of company, I may as well leave it here as this week's tribute - er, goodwill gift. Enjoy.
Reply #3439 Top
Sleeping what off? I just had to run out to grab a bottle of Jim and some coke. Now it's time to review my site.
Reply #3441 Top
Thought a few pirates might be hanging around the chat room on a Friday night, telling tall tales and drinking tall drinks...but it's so quiet in there it must have been taken over by the Canuck undead.
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Murphy! Damn your law! >:(

I stop by the chat room all week and when I finally take a break... figures. :notsure:

Although... Mr. Samurai, I responded to your e-mail request and... uh... ;p ...well? :)
Reply #3442 Top
Although... Mr. Samurai, I responded to your e-mail request and... uh... ...well?
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That's odd...haven't seen it yet! Perhaps the boys at Comcast are carousing on the job again. Let me snoop around and get back to you...

(Ben thinks, "OK, it takes the U.S. Mail in Nashville six days to either deliver or lose a paper letter, without fail...perhaps they're subcontractors for the local ISPs as well...")
Reply #3443 Top

GODS OF ANOTHER UNIVERSE


( IN SPECIAL HONOR, To PRESIDENT PontiusBruinPilot .
I hope to guess at what ranks and actions he would like.
Hopefully PontiusBruinPilot will write his view someday.)


CHAPTER 10: KarmaGirl Auxiliary Warriors Unit

SHATTERD by The ROLLING STONES

( prelude )

GGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!! SLISSSSSSH! PHTTTTTTT!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! THUUUUUMP! aaaah..... thud...


( Present Time at the CariElf Temple KarmaGirl Halls an angle appears comming down the corridor his name is KittWarrior.)

( The CariElf Temple named after the AMBASSADOR goddess CariElf.
Each corridor leads to ether the Halls of BoogieBac,T-Man,KarmaGirl,Frogboy,Momzilla and CariElf.
Each with there own ARCHANGEL WARRIOR DIVISION.)

( The angel KittWarrior approaches President PontiusBruinPilot! )

STARFIGHTER ANGEL KittWarrior: Where is he.

( said with a blank expression and smelling of DEATH! )

President PontiusBruinPilot: He's gone ... Nolonger a DEMIGOD.

STARFIGHTER ANGEL KittWarrior: Where is he.

President PontiusBruinPilot: Only ARCHANGELS or higher have Clarence to travel to where, What he is now.

( KittWarrior drops the head of a rouge GOD! on the floor. )

President PontiusBruinPilot: Good work BATTLESHIP ARCHANGEL KittWarrior....
EBZeroMatrix! HOLD DOWN the FORT! Till we return I have a SCORE to SETTLE ...

( The GODS and GODESSES at the CariElf temple are the STRONGEST! in the G.C. UNIVERSE.
And ALL ANGLES of there are MORE POWERFUL than ANYOTHER GOD or GODESS! )

( Which well prove to be a CHALLANGE if President PontiusBruinPilot and KittWarrior
Go to LORD MM77's UNIVERSE! )

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CHAPTER 10: A GAME OF CHESS


DO IT AGAIN by STEELY DAN


( President PontiusBruinPilot opens a portal to LORD MM77's Realm.
And with that thay are placed a few FEET! AWAY! From LORD MM77 and the GODLING! )

( KittWarrior grabs his SWORD!! )


President PontiusBruinPilot: Hold! Kitt...

KittWarrior: What are thay DOING!?!

President PontiusBruinPilot: Thay are PLAYING CHESS.

KittWarrior: I don't get it! Why arn't thay FIGHTING!!!

President PontiusBruinPilot: Thay are...

KittWarrior: MM77 are you OK!?

( A blank look came over the GODLING.)

LORD MM77: CHECKMATE!

( And with THAT! LORD MM77 BLADES RISED OVER THE GODLING'S HEAD and came DOWN TO SLAY HIM! )

( As if time itself has froze The GODLING focus ALL his energy as his SOUL was being sucked in the BLADES to grab his mothers soul and focus it out of LORD MM77's UNIVERSE.The GODLING's SOUL never had a chance to fuse with LORD MM77's UNIVERSE.)

KittWarrior: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
................LORD MM77 NOW YOU DIE!!!

President PontiusBruinPilot: HOLD! Kitt!!! I know you were fond of MM77 but he's DEAD TWICE NOW!.....His SOUL is in those BLADES! LORD MM77 is the ONLY ONE who can get him OUT!....

( The atmosphere thickens to a dry feel )

( President PontiusBruinPilot and LORD MM77's eye's meet both piercing eachothers SOUL! )


LORD MM77: The BOARD is SET! ..Your move.


( President PontiusBruinPilot sits at the table )


President PontiusBruinPilot: These are the RULES .

We BOTH! take mortal form and duel with mortal's SWORDS.

I win you RELEASE The GODLING

You win I will tell you what you NEED to DO to have The GODESS CariElf fall in LOVE with YOU.
I know this because she talks to The GODESS KarmaGirl who talks to ME.

( It's QUIET for an eternity .....KittWarrior eveready to POUNCE!!! )

LORD MM77: The BOARD is SET! ..Your move.





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Hope you like the story so far PontiusBruinPilot.

I miss talking to you hope your doing well. :)
Reply #3444 Top
Welcome back, EBZ

Not all of us have fallen to the masoverse yet, and some of us are still cranking....

Alex


~SDC~
Reply #3446 Top
Did you check out the GCCG(II) site
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Quickly - crapod tends to crash my system....

Alex

~SDC~
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Reply #3447 Top
Quickly - crapod tends to crash my system....
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That sucks, well hopefully, before it's done I'll have my own domian.
Reply #3448 Top
What happened to the gigantic filter in the meta rankings? Did someone break it? Kinda looks like it's frozen in time. :notsure:
Reply #3449 Top
MM taunts Pontius. I shall whip you in a fair game!!!
Pontius: Well then, that's not much incentive for me to play fair now is it? Pontius takes his cutlass, swipes all MM's pieces off the chessboard except for the king. After all, we need a king to checkmate. Pontius. Knights pawn 2 to Knight level 3. Ye must learn ye be playing chess with a pirate.

MM starts to protest when Karma Girl walks in.

MM!!!! You should know better than to put the chief of my auxiliary fan club through a chess game. Let him pass.

MM: I hear and obey. This isn't over... Pontius.
Pontius walks in to see his witch goddess to which he wrote the song of the year. But as he does he gives MM a big =OP~~~~~~~~~~


HAHAHAHAHHA!!! Laugh's Karma Girl. You'd make a good witch Pontius.

Pontius. Uh nooo. We've been there and done that...

Reply #3450 Top
Hey boss (and anyone else that uses it, kit, wombat), ya still usin' yahoo IM? I've been trying to get a hold of ya there.