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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

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Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #27 from Stardock Forums Top
An update from the War Of Terror: We have re-seeded a new gigantic galaxy and are busily conquering our local quadrant. I expect another fantastic pure evil game victory some time tomorrow, resplendent and complete with tasty skin fries and Yor organic paste.
Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #30 from Stardock Forums Top
15 Billion Yor have been remodelled into kitchen robots and toys for the children.

In other news, Alexians and Torians have chosen to scrap their pathetic attempts at civilization and join the Human Empire.

For once, the Drengins have been good for something: They added their vote to ours in the Security Council, and the decision was made to force the Altarians to hand over no less than 8 technologies, including the plans for Dreadnoughts! :D
Reply #31 from Stardock Forums Top
Already our empire grows. We have reached the first page and have overtaken the Texans. YOU are not far ahead now.............Join us while you can.
Reply #32 from Stardock Forums Top
WTG coffee!!!

The Drengin in my galaxy (It's amazing how all five of these races get to each galaxy on our conquer list at the same time) are huddling in the corner giving me tribute begging me to let em live. I served them Torian Burgers at our cultural palace. I convinced em that if they gave me just one planet in their home sector (it was out of my range) they could have peace. I took it over, am proceeding to churn out a dreadnought and some transports and finish the suckers off!!! I am currently turning the Yor collective into 6 slot toasters. Then I will go after the goody goodies (I pretended to be goody goody so they'd ally with me). Bwahahahahaha.
Oh and EB try a medium size galaxy. Bigger seems to score ya more. We moved up to 16 today. Woohoo. Now I gotta get busy and pass up gypsy so we can absorb that empire.
Reply #33 from Stardock Forums Top
Very busy. Though, Pontius, if you post 5 Chaos or 5 Evil wins, I'll consider making you a Lieutenant.
Reply #34 from Stardock Forums Top
Yea, I know Pontius...I have a gigantic game that should be submitted by the weekend ;) .

Lieutenant? LOL, I outrank you as a Captain :p (or for that matter, most people).

~SDC~
Reply #35 from Stardock Forums Top
Gypsy's offer translated: "Gee you're a big fish in a big pond, but I'll make you a small fish in my small pond if......"

Is this universal translator on gypsy? Why would I agree to this?


Ha right gypsy. Right!!! The arrangement was if I pass you, you join us. Changing our little arrangement. How evil. You just might have what it takes to be a member of G.R.O.S.S.





Reply #36 from Stardock Forums Top
Small ponds are good. Takes more than a version 1.0 and a dozen Simple/Small games to join, much less lead. Though they're good for rank, right Cap'n Zero?

Check your universal translator, Pon, I said I would "consider." You talk an evil game, but I still am waiting to see some scores. Talk is easy.
Reply #37 from Stardock Forums Top
Actually I have 3 now but that's ok. I have to prove to someone else that I "can" play good and not be merely xenophobic first. Then I shall evil it up and you shall feel the full power of G.R.O.S.S.

"Consider, Join" There is little difference. It is inevitable anyway. All shall be brought under the heels of G.R.O.S.S. in the end.

Captain EB. You know, these Yor really make great toasters if you reprogram them.

Reply #38 from Stardock Forums Top
Surther:

G.R.O.S.S. shall remain united against petty regional factionalism. It is a focus of attention away from the true enemy, the Aliens. It is a new Galaxy. Man (under G.R.O.S.S. leadership), is destined to rule it. All Regions are allowed in Gross. United in the cause. That is our strength.

Reply #39 from Stardock Forums Top
OK guys, I'm out for a couple days. EB has the con untill I return. Recruit. Play. Win. Dominate. Should have a huge point game coming in by Sunday or Monday. Wooohooo!!!
Reply #40 from Stardock Forums Top
"Ha right gypsy. Right!!! The arrangement was if I pass you, you join us. Changing our little arrangement. How evil. You just might have what it takes to be a member of G.R.O.S.S."

Which brings me to: The arrangement was: If I join, you make me a Senator. I hope you are not contemplating to renege on this? This would doubtlessly be Evil, but it would also be Masochistic, because I will be going for a score of 10.000 in one of my next games, and wouldn´t it be sad, if I then changed sides to join the Europeans? :D

I hope you value my (sort of) loyalty high enough to speedily come up with my promotion? :)
Reply #41 from Stardock Forums Top
Coffee you caught me going to Camp Gross David. I'll make you one before I go. I was wondering when you'd remind me. HEHE just a little test of your ambition. Wouldn't want someone taking the path of least resistance in G.R.O.S.S. now would we. You and EB help recruit while I'm gone a couple days. I too have a gigantic game about a day away from submission. Should help.

Reply #42 from Stardock Forums Top
Coffee you have been made a Senator.

Plamons Welcome aboard.


G.R.O.S.S. has now cracked the top 15 surpassing Galactic Fist. Yet more roadkill under our mighty juggernaught. Perhaps we can "Pursuade" them to merge.

Recruit, Win, Dominate.

Just win baby.
Reply #45 from Stardock Forums Top
Die of boredom? I tel you what is REALLY boring: a thread composed at 99 percent of PontiusBruinPilot postings. Do you actually talk to yourself while typing? I thought you were meant to come for us....you are nowhere near....good luck.....

PS: we have even more evil guys in the Alliance, I've been loking at the scores....cruel ones do not need to trumpet the evil of their actions....
Reply #46 from Stardock Forums Top
"I thought you were meant to come for us....you are nowhere near....good luck..."

I disagree.

We are growing very fast: From Zero to Top15 in just a few days.

And the strategy of G.R.O.S.S. is sound: Recruit the Top Guns- and those Newbies on the way to becoming Top Guns. Ultimately, there is no other Empire yet to focus particularly on the best players. That´s what we are going to do.

While I am at it: Any member who makes it to the Top20 -or anybody in the Top20 who becomes a member- will get instant promotion to Senator. If PontiusBruinPilot agrees, which I am pretty sure will be the case.
:)
Reply #47 from Stardock Forums Top
Btw, I finished my 3rd game. Mad Altarians sowed destruction throughout the Galaxy. In their wake, we built shopping centers and swimming pools. Guess whose Empire everybody finally joined? :)
Reply #48 from Stardock Forums Top
Me and Pontius are discussing about senatorship, and in fact we have already discussed a lot on how things are gonna be run in the empire.

Things are becoming more structured as we reach our goal. Senatorship will no longer be handed out as easily (its still being worked on) as we need more dedicated players to reach and maintain our goal.

I just hope you're right about that 10,000 pt. score you were talking about Coffee (yet I am still to see you win with a evil morality). I will also warn you about making threats...nuff said.

Its nice to see how fast we are moving along here in our empire's rank. Soon, this weekend, I will submit a gigantic galaxy or 2 (so that should help tremendously) . :)

~SDC~
Reply #49 from Stardock Forums Top
"I just hope you're right about that 10,000 pt. score you were talking about Coffee..."

Moving toward it slowly and steadily. The current game, played at Painful/Medium, if I win, should already be worth a 4-digit-score, and we´ll take it from there. :)
Reply #50 from Stardock Forums Top
Cool :) . Keep us posted on whats going on. Also if you want to talk, you can find me through SDC's IRC chat (if you have SDC).

~SDC~