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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #1477 Top
No, I think GROSS should keep everything in the open. If there was some consensus for an outside web site, then at least make a rule that there be no private rooms in it. We have no need to hide from the heathens. We can devastate the others without sharing strategies in super-secret lairs. Besides, it is better that the others know their fate in advance. More enjoyable that way! :)
Reply #1478 Top
No, I think GROSS should keep everything in the open. If there was some consensus for an outside web site, then at least make a rule that there be no private rooms in it. We have no need to hide from the heathens. We can devastate the others without sharing strategies in super-secret lairs. Besides, it is better that the others know their fate in advance. More enjoyable that way!
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Hmmm, somehow I can't agree with any of that. :notsure:
Reply #1480 Top
How about a "third" option to make this more confusing. A basic webpage that highlights membership, has a description of our empire, and... maybe stuff later. Limited and yet appealing, like an advertisement, that's what I'm thinking. I don't want a separate forum that would take away from this one.
Reply #1481 Top
Surely you are all tired of being pirates. What about The Pixies? You can all adopt a colour (like pink and chartreuse and mauve) and dance about in pixie rings.
Reply #1482 Top
Surely you are all tired of being pirates. What about The Pixies? You can all adopt a colour (like pink and chartreuse and mauve) and dance about in pixie rings.
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Join us and we'll cure you of your transmorgifried state. I had way too much of the Superfriends cartoons on Saturday mornings to join you.
Reply #1483 Top
Oh no! Pirates and pixies. This is really, really bad! Just think of this scene: "I am Peter Pan, the roughest, toughest, meanest pirate to ever magically fly over the seven seas!" Forget Bluebeard, Blackbeard, etc. Think about Mr. Beard, the only pixie pirate to have one. That Drop Bear is such an evil creature! :)
Reply #1484 Top
Well well. Another day in the books. Gunner, you have third watch. Good night G.R.O.S.S.ers.

Pixies indeed. Although if they are the ones from Harry Potter, the ones that hung the kid by the chandelier. Those pixies wouldn't be too bad to get.
Reply #1486 Top
I like Kitwarrior's idea of a basic website to tell about our empire but not to be a private forum which would take away from this one.
Reply #1488 Top
I really dislike pixies for a more practical reason, though. It is very hard to sneak around and gather intel on the various players and empires when some little faeries are hovering about pointing at me and saying "Look! Over here! Let's play with him!" :D
Reply #1493 Top
Hey, Drop Bear! Mr. Pink really exists! He posted in the "I don't post much..." thread. I think you should march on over there and apologize. You made him out to be a real whacko!
Reply #1494 Top
Kit, Kit, Kit. Of course I knew he existed. I RESEARCH for me stories! Do ya think I just make these things up!!! And actually, I thought I dealt with him compassionately: I said he was nice and a little misunderstood.
Reply #1496 Top
Cypher Psx stood at the bridge of the Far Star and pondered the strategic map. In the 64 sectors of space he had been charged with, the Arceans clung to 6 sectors in the Northeastern corner.

Should he overwhelm them with his culture and his pirate credit card business... or should he crush them with his battleships.

He brought up the survery ship of Doom on communicator. A short poll was taken.

'Ribs it is!' exclaimed Cypher Pax and he ordered his battleships and combat transports to ready for lauch.

Taxes will be paid soon...

Happy Raiding,
Cypher
Reply #1497 Top
1500!!! YES!!! :D And now for the 1500 Dance!!!

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YEA!!! SHAKE IT!!! SHAKE IT!!!

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WORK IT!!! WORK IT!!!

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Wow! I'm sweating like a pig!

1500 BABY!!! :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
Reply #1499 Top
Hey Baz! Don't call Kit odd. He is a decent, warm, generous and kind evil young person. I blame society myself, and of course... [Dropbear breaks down sobbing and runs from the room]
Reply #1500 Top
Barry thinks about the strange bear's words. Finally, he reaches a conclusion.

"Yes, Drop Bear would fit right in with the insane pirates..."

;)