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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #1976 Top
use boot polish.... its a lot quicker....
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Yeah...but I don't want to get my computer dirty.... ;p
Reply #1977 Top
Just thought you'd all like to hear this sad tale:

Theoden was leading the Fellowship of the Ring Empire (formerly the Terran Alliance) and had become the most powerful empire in the galaxy. But the Altarians had gained the artifact which made them more and more powerful, which caused alarm in the Fellowship halls. Quick as a whistle, Theoden summoned the leaders of the other empires to his keep. After a bit of diplomacy, every empire declared war on the treacherous Altarians! Theoden then sat back to watch the AI empires slug it out. As he hit the "Turn" button and chuckled an evil little laugh, the horror of horrors happened. The electricity went out!! Theoden cried "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" but it was too late. Theoden's wife laughed evilly as she knew the tragedy that hit him. >:(

Theoden vowed that tonight, the Altarians would burn...
Reply #1978 Top
I hear your pain... where's the UPS wonder when you need it? :-p


wombat: I've got some camo paint left over, but no black - sorry, mate.
Reply #1979 Top
You all talk too much.

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

STOP TALKING!!!

*EBZ runs around screaming

Hmmm...oh sorry not you guys. Its those 'voices' again. Seems liek I will have been up for 32 hours by the time I goto bed tonight. So I'm kinda zombiefied at the moment.

Have a good day! :)
Reply #1981 Top
Well dang, Wombie! Whatcha got there? Somethin' like 28 'good' games?!?! If you check some of the other red faces, you'll see that just one or two 'pure goodies' does them in. Sooo... maybe after 200 more 'pure Evils'? :notsure: Don't worry, mate, I still respect yer Evilness! ;)

(edit: just cuz)
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Reply #1982 Top
In GROSS, we earn dark faces the old fashioned way: we play dirty.

Or so says the black sheep of GROSS with the light blue face. :) So just how much evilness is in GROSS and the Posse? So much that no other empire worth calling itself one can compare. Does that make us bad people/mutants? No, it just means we tend to win in the end, just that some use more extreme means than others...
Reply #1983 Top

GNN Expose: Being a DOOM Launchie:
All across the galaxy, GROSS citizens about to be packed onto Combat Transports petition are assigned to the Doom or another GROSS flag ship instead. Being made a launchie is a great honor, but also more dangerous than you can ever imagine.

The best and the brightest are spared the dangers of planetary invasion to serve as junior pirates or ‘launchies’ on the Doom. In time, ‘launchies’ may end up as pirate overlords. Lucky launchies dream of being taken under the wing of a pirate overlord, they are more likely to be jettisoned into the cold waste of space after some embarrassing failure or undead invasion. (Being a launchie is sort of like being a non-bridge crewmember accompanying Captain Kirk on an away team). The mortality rate for launchies and people packed unto Combat Transports to invade a system of 60 billion is not actually that different.

The amount of hazing where the Launchie is senselessly exposed to great danger for the personal amusement of the pirates helps typical anti-social behavior exhibited by pirates once they are commissioned. This also explains the infamous pranks that are ingrained into the fabric of pirate society.

Recent GROSS launches were surveyed and the following list was the result.

The Top Ten Launchie Fears:
10. Mrs. Wombat needs a new baby sitter.
9. Mrs. Pontius or Mrs. Pax wants a word with you.
8. Airlock cleaning duty
7. Killa Koala has selected you for ‘Drop’ training
6. Gerakken needs forward observers to test his newest weapon system.
5. Kit Warrior has an idea for you in his next story.
4. You remind EBZ of an Altarian.
3. The Quack informs you that the wookies need you in studio C.
2. You’re working bar and the bar runs out of everything of but Bud Light.
1. You’ve been invited for dinner and told to bring a bottle of Chianti.

As you can see launches lead horrific lives… when we contacted GROSS for contact. We were invited to embed a reporter with launches on the DOOM; our reporter has yet to report back.


~SDC~
Reply #1985 Top
Pontius, I'm officially more evil than you! My last game did it.
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You were always more evil than me!!! You just passed me for now on the evil board.

But I am the more diabolical. Mwahahahahah.
Reply #1999 Top
WAS THAT CLOSE OR WHAT!!!!!! THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY WAS UNDER ONE MINUTE!

YES, YES, I AM EVIL MWAHHHHHHH! :HOT: