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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #2054 Top
Just paid my taxes and I'm happy to see GROSS narrowly ahead of the Fellowship again. :)

I'm also back in the top 50. :HOT: I hope you can forgive my 'good' game. I promise I won't do it again. :( Not only was it not as much fun, but it scored lowered (as it was over much earlier and not nearly as tough).

Anyway, I'm ahead in my project and I managed to obtain a couple of US Open passes, so I'm taking the rest of the week off to go watch the Tournament with Mrs. Pax.

If you watch any golf this weekend, look for me in the galleries. I expect to be the only large white bear there.

Happy Raiding,
Cypher


~SDC~
Reply #2055 Top
Anyway, I'm ahead in my project and I managed to obtain a couple of US Open passes, so I'm taking the rest of the week off to go watch the Tournament with Mrs. Pax.


wooohoo you go cypher.

As they headed off for the Galactic Open, Pontius noticed a bulge in Mrs. Pax's Clothes.

Ahem Mrs Pax.

Mrs Pax: What?

Pontius. Hand it over.

She hands over the experimental Mark 2. and says, "Can't blame a she pirate for tryin"


I thought they already played the U.S. Open thought pontius. Hmmm I shall have to contact Gerakkin on this one.

Cyper: You wouldn't honey!!! You wouldn't. I like being a polar bear, or whatever they call this white thing in the southern hemisphere. But he already knew the answer.


Enjoy
Reply #2056 Top
I thought they already played the U.S. Open thought pontius. Hmmm I shall have to contact Gerakkin on this one.
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That's going to be played sometime later this month. I don't know when, exactly. Besides, I keep less an eye on our own crew. They just do what they do. My job is to keep an eye on everyone else. Who knows what fiendish anti-GROSS schemes are being plotted? Vigilance is the answer! (Well, more like vigilance as long as I am lurking, at least.) :)
Reply #2057 Top
That's going to be played sometime later this month
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That would be the Tennis U.S. Open. Cypher was talking about a golf tournament.
Reply #2059 Top
It's the USS Open, a sister ship to the USS Hero! ;)
Reply #2060 Top
Your Midweek top 100 Sponsored by your favorite place for sushi. The Torian Sushi hut!!!!.... And by, Cooking with Pontius!!!! Where on this weeks show, he'll be showing you how to cut up a side of Arcean.


Main board.
2. EBZeroMatrix
3. Staffa
4. PontiusBruinPilot
5. Jaws
6. Wild Wombat
14. Hurley
22. Icemole.
29. Kit Warrior
35. Stealth Frequency
42. Killa Koala
43. Cypher Pax
59. Sixtoes
66. Landrew


Wooohooo wtg everyone.
Reply #2063 Top
I'll give you 200 bc and a Yor I converted into a hot water heater for it...

The Bridge that is...didn't type fast enough!


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Reply #2065 Top
Can I borrow the Survey Ship of Doom?
Reply #2068 Top
Hmmm...make it an extra 100 bc's and you've got a deal!

~~Theoden suddenly realizes he's not getting much of a deal here~~

Hey, throw in some Elf porn for free! :HOT:
Reply #2069 Top
Can't do that Theoden, but I'll give you half price and first dibs on the upcomong sequel to Arwen does Rivendell titled Arwen does the shire. I might even be able to sneak you into the filming as an extra...
Reply #2070 Top
Hmmm...an extra for Arwen Does the Shire...

As Theoden ponders this idea, Mrs. Theoden walks into the room.

WHAT!! WHAT'S THIS ABOUT BEING IN ELVEN PORN?? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AND YOUR SICKO FRIENDS ON THE NET!!!

Theoden realizes this could take a while...
Reply #2072 Top
Pontius,

You're right I went to the PGA Championship, not the US Open. I'm actually not that much of a golf fan - but having a major tournament in Rochester is a big deal for us -- the owner of the Sabres lives in Rochester and the Bills have their training camp here - but the Rochester Royals left in the 50's and Rochester does otherwise get a lot of major sporting events, except for the LPGA and the old PGA tournament every couple of years.


Oak Hill is particularly in my father-in-laws backyard (his street backs to the course), so I can't not go... When I got there today and the players I recognized were pretty much done so I went to my in-laws... if Mrs. Pax weren't here I'd be playing GalCiv.

I did see Greg Norman and Sergio Garcia. I'm gonna try and get Greg Norman's autograph for Jaws (he's only a stroke behind Tiger.)

I don't know if I can take three days of golf as I think I like it better on TV... anyway, I play on partying on weekend and I think I need to something about my soberiety.

-Cypher



~SDC~
Reply #2073 Top
Oak Hill is particularly in my father-in-laws backyard (his street backs to the course), so I can't not go... When I got there today and the players I recognized were pretty much done so I went to my in-laws... if Mrs. Pax weren't here I'd be playing GalCiv.
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Computer games at the in-laws would not be a way to get to go to the submarine races either. No sir.
Reply #2074 Top
Thank you for the welcome all. As my first order of business I am renaming my personal vessel the GSS KFD(G.R.O.S.S. Star Ship Kentucky Fried Drengin). It is docked below in the hanger if any shall have need of it. Cringe in fear ye slimy bastards. I'm just here to reload.

B
Reply #2075 Top
Oh and by the way it took me a full four work days to read our empire's glorious history. Now that that is done, I can use my work time to play instead of read. It's great to be in I.T.(an evil all of its own).

B