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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #2826 Top
I overheard the pirates casted him out of the ship when he was typing on his computerrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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You mean they didn't Keelhaul him? 10 flogs for each.

Did I miss the Saturday Board Report or did the data get corrupt by some other empire (haha).
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10 flogs for finking to Pirate Central. :) I'll get to em. College football was just tooo good Saturday.
Reply #2827 Top
Welcome back Black Smoke. Hope you can submit now.


Congrats Cypher. I'm gonna have another Grandson!!! Woohooo. Or is he part of the other Quinn lovefest.
Reply #2828 Top
Ok your board reports have arived courtesy of Pirate Central.

Evil top 25.

2. Staffa
3. EBZM
4. Killa Koala
6. Jaws
7. Pbp
9. Wild Wombat
15. Stealth Frequency
21. Kit
22. Cypher Pax
24. Ice Mole.

Wooohooo look at all those skull and crossbones pictures up there.
Reply #2831 Top
Cypher,

:CONGRAT:

You sly dog, you! That's what happens when you don't play GalCiv all day every day! LOL

Congratulations! Oh, and start buying those diapers now!
Reply #2834 Top
Most of my family doesn't know yet, but I wanted to make sure Killa didn't accuse me of holding back good story material again.
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LOL

Should the nipper's name rhyme with C or with P ? It could be Parwin or Chris (just off the top of my head)...
Reply #2835 Top
Mrs. Pax and I have another little pirate on the way! This release is due between early and late June...
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Congratulations!!
Reply #2836 Top
Wow, the Bundy Bear outfit really put the spark back in your love life, didn't it?

Congrats! :CONGRAT:
Reply #2837 Top
Thanks for all the congratulations! We're pretty excited....

Don't have much to say, but Threadzilla seemed hungry. I had to go before my town today. It seems they want to drain the pond that made the infamous gazebo necessary. I suspect a MWC plot... but I can't prove anything yet.

I may actually get to try out the expansion pack tonight...

:D

I'd like to get in a game before my big vacation. I thought I should leave some instructions for Ashlyn:

1. She gets a bottle in the moring, after her morning and afternoon naps, and right before she goes to bed.
2. She prefers table food for meals. You're welcome to give her pasta, chicken, cheese, or Torian sushi -- but no KFD.
3. Ashlyn is allowed to stay up until she falls asleep around 6 or 7. Make sure any raids return before that time.
4. Ashlyn have most of her toys in her crib, but make sure the high explosives and anti-matter devices stay in the play pen as she'll keep you up all night if you let her play with them at night.

I'll bring you all back some duty-free liquor.

Thanks a bunch!

Cypher

~SDC~
Reply #2840 Top
Pontius was at the Anzac jewelry store.

Which of these diamonds would be right for a 10th aniversary he asked. The clerk wen't through the entire inventory of earings, broaches and the like.

Pontius. You know, they are all so Nice I can't decide. I'll take em all.

Clerk thinking of his commission on all this: You'll buy em all sir?

Pontius: No. I said I'll take them all. Pontius whipped out his cutlass, herded all the employees into a food locker at the adjacent food court and proceeded to take all the jewelry.

Once Back on the ship.
Mrs. Pontius. Ooooo they are so pretty.
Reply #2841 Top
No, no, no. You have to admit, the Europeans have fine jewelry. That would have to be my first stop for any serious looting before Christmas.
Reply #2842 Top
No, no, no. You have to admit, the Europeans have fine jewelry. That would have to be my first stop for any serious looting before Christmas.


Meanwhile at the European-Alliance Jewelry dispensary....

Pontius: My these all look so nice....... I'll take em all in this bag please.

Salesclerk (they are all so gullable)
That will be 25 million dollars.

Pontius. Here put it on my credit card. It's a G.R.O.S.S. Visa. Hands the clerk a note that says Yes moron it's pontius the pirate. STFU or you'll be skewerd. P.S. They never should have built the chunnel.

Later Back at the doom.... OOOOOO these are so pretty....


Meahwhile. He robbed how many millions... Well we do have higher priorities. WHAT!!! HE INSULTED THE CHUNNEL????!!!! AREST THAT MAN!!!!
Reply #2843 Top
Mrs. Pax and I have another little pirate on the way!
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Congrats! :CONGRAT:

(Gerakken tosses a bone to Threadzilla on his way out.)
Reply #2844 Top
Meahwhile. He robbed how many millions... Well we do have higher priorities. WHAT!!! HE INSULTED THE CHUNNEL????!!!! AREST THAT MAN!!!!
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LOL LOL

Another bone for Threadzilla, down gruesome one, down, aarrrggghhhh.....

Sounds of frenzied screaming, abruptly cut off by crunching of bones....... :d
Reply #2845 Top
Pontius. You know, they are all so Nice I can't decide. I'll take em all. Clerk thinking of his commission on all this: You'll buy em all sir?Pontius: No. I said I'll take them all.
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Those poor Aussies. LOL They can't take a trick.
Reply #2848 Top
Killa and PBP, thanks for the walk-through maso tutorials. They helped me win my first maso.
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;)
Reply #2849 Top
Killa and PBP, thanks for the walk-through maso tutorials. They helped me win my first maso.

Rick


You can thank us by taking 3 weeks off so we can catch up....:)

I'm scoring more brownie points this week than meta points. Anniversary baby. Pontius brownie bombs a plenty. HEHE.
Reply #2850 Top
Well better get off this thing. Wife seeing puter on for even one minute on anniversary is a negative pontius bomb for -35k :) Carry on guys.... Just checken in.