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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3076 Top
Cari: I cannot help this one because there is nothing wrong.

Cari: Of that I cannot say, but I sense only one presence here now.

Cari does her thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

CARI !
CARI !
CARI !

I DON'T EVEN CALL HER CARI!!!

CARI CAN'T

CARI ONLY

CariElf with small e!

YOU WANT RATINGS AT THE DESICRATION ! OUR GODDEST!

CariElf!

THIS SACRILEGE ! MAY LEAD TO WAR ! ONE I ASSURE YOU YOU WON'T WIN!

IF I HAVE TO SEND LORD MM77 TO DEAL WITH YOU,

THEN SO BE IT!

I WILL POUNDER A JUDGEMENT!

Reply #3077 Top
Message to black smoke: we have received your request to join Special Forces - we didnt respond as we thought you three were still making up your mind about GROSS. That is absolutely cool - this message is just so you didnt think we were blowing you off, black smoke! We would be delighted to have you, so please let me know here or privately: [email protected] regarding your intentions. Would you still like to come aboard, or continue with GROSS? No pressure either way - we understand it's not an easy time. :)
Reply #3078 Top
Things are still in limbo over here, Wild One. I told the boss through e-mail what I thought of our options. Just waiting on some sort of announcement in public or private. Maybe there is something going on behind the scenes I do not know about, though. Looks like I might still be pulling sentry duty for the meantime.
Reply #3079 Top
Cari: Of that I cannot say, but I sense only one presence here now. Though Killa obviously share's DNA with Pontius. My guess is he's Pontius son. Maybe that explains the Psychosymatic symptoms.
End of quote


LOL LOL LOL And we all know Killa is a little bit mad, but it's obviously genetic!

THIS SACRILEGE ! MAY LEAD TO WAR ! ONE I ASSURE YOU YOU WON'T WIN!
End of quote


LOL Pontius, you bad! It is Our Holy CariElf Lady of the Blessed Software, or if you must, CariElf for short. ;)
Reply #3080 Top
Killa Koala,

DON'T LAUGH!

ALL VICE PRESIDENTS MAY BE CALLED FOR COMBAT SERVICE!

AS IT STANDS.

A APOLOGY WILL STOP WAR!

I will wait for your responce.

PontiusBruinPilot.

Reply #3081 Top
Things are still in limbo over here, Wild One
End of quote


No problem, and thanks for the heads up, Spymaster. There is no behind the scenes intrigue from this quarter - we would welcome the three of you; just wanted to give you time to sort out difficult stuff without adding any pressure. We'll just sit tight... :)
Reply #3082 Top
AS IT STANDS.A APOLOGY WILL STOP WAR!
End of quote


So it's to be war then.

ALL VICE PRESIDENTS MAY BE CALLED FOR COMBAT SERVICE!
End of quote


But my Vice Pres status was stripped from me some time back after a Gerakken poem inspired a feeling of equality and fraternity in The President's breast.
Reply #3083 Top
Killa Koala,

I for one want PEACE.

There was no NEED of such a strong MILITARY at the TEMPLE.

BUT under times of WAR REINSTATMENT IS A REALITY!

I HOPE it dose not come to WAR.

I HOPE talking to Captain PontiusBruinPilot well cool me down.
Reply #3084 Top
Pontius, you bad! It is Our Holy CariElf Lady of the Blessed Software, or if you must, CariElf for short.
End of quote


I've always called her Cari in my conversations with her. She didn't seem to mind. And since I'm not a member of the fan club, I'm not bound by it's rules.

Gunner and Blacksmoke, you should have both received emails frome me regarding our future. Both of you indicated you wanted to continue. Email me if there's a change in that.

Fight on!!!!

Reply #3085 Top
Gunner: apparantly I can't get to you through email...


A message that you sent could not be delivered to one or more of its
recipients. This is a permanent error. The following address(es) failed:

[email protected]
SMTP error from remote mailer after RCPT TO::
host zealous.xo.com [207.155.252.49]: 550 ... User unknown
Reply #3087 Top
You know what MM? I think you're just jealous because she lets me call her Cari and she'd slap the snot out of you guys if you did so. Hmmmmm? :) :) LOL LOL LOL
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Reply #3088 Top
I've always called her Cari in my conversations with her. She didn't seem to mind. And since I'm not a member of the fan club, I'm not bound by it's rules

MY APOLOGIES, PontiusBruinPilot.

I had hoped you knew me enough to know I was trying
to start a MASSIVE HOLY WAR! which would have MANY
EMPIRES writting in the CHAOS!

But I've failed at QUEST.

Again, I'M SORRY MM77


Reply #3089 Top
I've always called her Cari in my conversations with her. She didn't seem to mind. And since I'm not a member of the fan club, I'm not bound by it's rulesMY APOLOGIES, PontiusBruinPilot.I had hoped you knew me enough to know I was tryingto start a MASSIVE HOLY WAR! which would have MANYEMPIRES writting in the CHAOS!But I've failed at QUEST.Again, I'M SORRY MM77
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HEHE jihad eh????
Reply #3090 Top
Ji had who?

who is ji anyway?
Reply #3092 Top
Fight on!!!!
End of quote


Sorry if there seems to be any e-mail trouble still. I thought idle had that fixed. Well, the message obviously got out all right from my end. Fight on? You know it then. I am totally down with that! :)
Reply #3093 Top
Um....I may have done something accidently....

I presumed that you three were pressing on, and the only way I could get black smoke's "request to join" off our screen was to briefly admit then delete him from our empire. I think I may have thus accidently made him a free agent. Since I didn't hear from him via email, I presume he wants to continue with GROSS. Can one of you please tell him to re-register with GROSS? Sorry for the stuffing around. :)
Reply #3095 Top
Actually Black smoke, Our empire is showing 40 members but only 39 names with yours not listed in it. Yet I think your score is remaining with us. I'd say try to withdraw from whatever empire you're showing yourself in, then log off from galciv. Log back on and put yourself back in.

This may warrant a Black smoke has fallen into a pocket of Null space story. HEHE.
Reply #3096 Top
Alright - what's going on? >:( I've just received ANOTHER request from black smoke to join Special Forces. It would be nice to receive some direct COMMUNICATION from you guys, rather than feeling I'm just standing here holding the door open. Have the three of you decided to go on, or not?

black smoke, if you really want in - you HAVE to talk to me/us; either in our thread, or me at [email protected]
Reply #3097 Top
The Book of GROSS, page 125: After a massive battle against alien and human empires alike, the Doom is now in orbit around Skowbo, attempting to make repairs after heavy damage. Though the brave captain and one loyal command officer have surely survived, the search for other survivors continues and confusion is the norm. The independent raider fleet know as the Posse scattered during the epic battle, but their actions distracted the enemies and bought time for all parties involved to regroup in order to fight another day. The Jolly Roger still flies.
Reply #3098 Top
The new issue of the Metaverse Review is now out!

http://metaversereview.joeuser.com

Headlines Include:

~ ANZAC Republic disbands
~ Special Forces formed
~ And Much, Much More!
Reply #3099 Top
Alright - what's going on? I've just received ANOTHER request from black smoke to join Special Forces. It would be nice to receive some direct COMMUNICATION from you guys, rather than feeling I'm just standing here holding the door open. Have the three of you decided to go on, or not?


If I knew I'd tell ya. Maybe BS has changed his mind? Far as I know he wants to go on. But he's not in G.R.O.S.S. at the moment.