Rednecks stink!

Some people need life lessons

from JoeUser Forums

Just a few minutes ago I got back from our local gas station. After I finished filling up, I pulled my car out to go get my change, I parked at the side of the gas station where there are five parking spots.

When I finished getting my change I came out and here is this piece of crap pick-up truck parked right behind me and four empty spots to my right, I went back into the gas station which is kind of like a general store too and hollered out "does anyone own a white pick-up?" this redneck slow witted needed a shave six days ago answered " I do what about it" with a nasty edge to his voice. I said " you are blocking me in" "I cannot get out" he said " I am shopping for stuff" "you will have to wait".

At this point I said "WHAT?" "man get out there and move your truck there are four empty spots you had no reason to block my car"He just went back to shopping, so now I lost it {tip of hat to Mason} and said "well it looks like we will both be here for a while" he asked "why" I said "I am going to cut your tires" {I don't carry a knife}. well he dropped his shopping basket and came at me, I just stood there and got this big smile on my face, I think when he saw the big smile he understood things might not be as they appeared, so he moved his truck grumbling about how lucky I was he dint kick my ass.

Gratefully he did not understand how close he came to getting his pride wounded and getting his ass kicked by a old man.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
:LOL: good on ya for letting that moron get away with his bullshit behavior.

And by the way I do not stink, I had a shower today thank you very much.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
MasonM
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good on ya for letting that moron get away with his bullshit behavior.

And by the way I do not stink, I had a shower today thank you very much.
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you are the antithesis of a redneck Mason.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
What a douchebag.

I think it's hilarious that you scared him, haha, and you did it without even a bit of violence.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
good on ya for letting that moron get away with his bullshit behavior.And by the way I do not stink, I had a shower today thank you very much.
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Of course ya know that should have read NOT letting him. :LOL:
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top

HEY!  :SURPRISED:  Not ALL rednecks stink!

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Texas Wahine
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What a douchebag.

I think it's hilarious that you scared him, haha, and you did it without even a bit of violence.
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Colleen says I have a great "Death Smile" whatever the hell that means
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
ASaxyGirl


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OnlineFebruary 23, 2008 16:27:43
Old man for the win! Woot! Go MM!
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why thank you, of course I was crappin in my pants at the time.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
little-whip
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Ah my friend, not that you aren't a badass (i KNOW yer a badass) but I'm happy he didn't call your bluff.
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was and me too.

Getting old sucks. There was a time when my ingorant neighbor would have gotten her face pounded beyond recognition the very MOMENT she threatened one of my pets, but I gotta be realistic these days. The old grey mare just aint what she used to be, yanno?
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that's why poison was invented, so women who were to weak to weild a broadsword could level the playing field.

I like {love} the grey mare juss fine.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
RoyLevosh
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HEY! Not ALL rednecks stink!
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again.. you are not a redneck.. the trash you keep us safe from ...... IS!!!!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Standing your ground is a very good thing. I'm glad it didn't turn physical, though. Like LW says, we ain't what we used to be...well, I'll speak for myself.

Bows to you.
Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top

Sodaihoon Feb 24, 2008 Standing your ground is a very good thing. I'm glad it didn't turn physical, though. Like LW says, we ain't what we used to be...well, I'll speak for myself. Bows to you.
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Neither am I for sure, and believe me the planet is a better place.

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
It seems that common courtesy is becoming more and more a thing of the past.

The boy deserves a good whoopin! Outright disrespectful.

Would of been funny if you asked someone else to park right behind his truck so he couldn't get out and have them come in and shop.

That just sucks MM. Sorry you had to deal with that crap.
Reply #13 from Stardock Forums Top

Perfect!  I wish we had a picture of that grin! ;)