Sing a song with me, sing sing

sing!

Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye, and 4 and 20 blackbirds all baked in a

pie.

Pie with blackbirds ain't my cup o tea, but the singing pleases me. So these two singers are promoted to Officianados of the

Songs.

'Songs From the Wood' is a Jethro Tull song I quite like and play

often.

Often as a waitress I would meet celebrities, and Jethro Tull was one. He invited me to,,, , Oh well, different

days.  

Days of thunder are what you'd encounter as a waitress if curried cabbage was on the menu... and I was a

regular.

regular doses of reality are not good for us creative

types   

Types of art that interest me a little is the artistic

nude.

Nude in the forest, just like a little wood

Nymph.

Nymph, oh what a

maniac.

maniac curried cabbage eaters

beware   

Beware of Bankers.

Bankers deserve the curried cabbage treatment... some of that triple concentrated stuff mixed with a concoction of fried onion, baked bean and boiled egg gas should oughta to do the

trick.

Trick, OMG,,,, that sounds like something people could use to keep other armies

away!  

Maybe a little garlic for the Vampire Bankers.

Away we go!

Go to your local bank branch today and subject your banker to agony by peeling off a right royal ripe one that'd peel the paint off the

walls.

Walls are something we build when we fear the ripe

One.

One does get concerned when the Ripe One are about to go

off...

off to the yellow brick road for

me

Me and you and a dog named

Boo.

"Boo!" went the boogie man, and the little girl reached into her nursery rhyme book and pulled out Little Jack Horner, who part-times as an exorcist and stuck a blessed plum in the boogie man's throat and choked

him.

Him and his arrogant, selfish,bossy,cockeyed,egotistical,pathetic,sad and stupid

WAYS. 

Ways to go are clearly outlined on the map, but it is advisable to take the middle road at this point because the low road is flooded and the high road is under 20 foot of snow, not to mention the wild kodiak bears who are getting into motorists back seats because even they are finding it too cold

outside.

Outside at Lake Mountcalm there was pandemonium  as the panda and koala zoo bears started to dance. The music obviously intoxicating the two bears.  

Eventually the people had to leave the zoo. The two bears were left alone. They looked at each other, smiled, hugged goodnight and left for

home.  

Home run at 5000th

post!