Goop is what Forrest Gump left behind a tree when he took a dump in the

woods. [e digicons]:-"[/e]

Same word will be repeated at the end of this sentence, and yes it is

same.

Sentence is what Woods got when missus found out he was playing 18 holes off the golf course as

well. [e digicons]:-"[/e]

AWWWWW WTF, said Tiger's floozy, as she looked down at his battered and bruised wang-dang doodle, which looked like it had just gone 18 rounds with a Sudanese kick boxer who sold his soul to the devil and is possessed by a malignant spirit whose former life in the salt mines of Siberia left him mentally and emotionally traumatised, causing violent outbursts and terrible tantrum fits which usually occur on Fridays when the noon sun is obscured by

clouds. [e digicons]:-"[/e]

Yesterday I was thinking about calling all Tiger's floosies to see what all the fuss was about, and then it occurred to me that I probably wouldn't have the energy to play the equivalent of two rounds of

golf.  [e digicons]}[/e] [e digicons]:w00t:[/e] [e digicons]:-"[/e]

Boring is not what Tiger thought when he was playing

around.    (he's never gonna live that down, is he?) [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

Thunk thunked he'd crapped himself, and when he looked he

had. [e digicons]:blush:[/e]

Behind is where human-made brown goop comes

out.

Please, let's get off the subject of gas and defecation and start a whole new subject about other bodily

functions. [e digicons]:-"[/e]

 (yeah, I know that's a strange request coming from me, but I've not had curried cabbage in a few days and I'm running dry)

[e digicons]o_O[/e]

Know this, and know it well, while bodily functions dealing with waste have been the source of great hilarity over the centuries, in particular the last decade in WC, I believe we should progress to more cerebral levity for a short period just to give the sewers time to clear and not back up until effluent is lapping around our

ankles. [e digicons]x_x[/e]

FYI and FBI are different same

stuff [e digicons]:star:[/e]

Who you?

Discount on a brand new used implant @ 30%

markdown.