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Why I Should Be President

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Why I Should Be President

from JoeUser Forums

I've never been to law school.

I actually work for a living.

I don't believe a chicken in every pot is near as good as a beer in every fridge.

If elected I'll see to it that every PC asshat in the country is deported to France.

 

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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
People always ignore the best candidates, CB
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If that's true, Willie Carter must be the all-time, absolute, supreme best candidate. He's on his 6th run for president and still completely ignored. ;~D
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nah, his first executive order will be to outlaw Microsoft products and convert us all to Linux.
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Great idea!
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nah, his first executive order will be to outlaw Microsoft products and convert us all to Linux.Great idea!
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There goes my job. :p