A Stupid Criminal Story

Pick Up After Yourselves

Every once in a while we hear a really good stupid criminal story.  I love em'

I've got a good one. 

In a town near to us a bunch of cars were found with drill holes in their gas tanks and of course empty gas tanks.  People are starting to get desperate. 

It seems as tho somebody thought they'd help themselves to a good price on gasoline...say nothing per gallon.  Can't beat that price!

But, there was one small problem. 

I wonder how long it took him to figure out why the cops were knocking on his door with handcuffs in their hands? 

It seems as though our stupid criminal left behind his drill with his name on it. 

Stupid! 

This is a case of a kid who never picked up after himself.  Now, I bet he's wishing he listened to his mother.  ;P

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Reply #1 Top
I fully support making the job of the police easier!

Unfortunately, stupid criminals usually dont live very long. ;)
Reply #2 Top

I don't know about longevity....look how many older criminals are sitting in jail being housed, fed and cared for for free.   Maybe it's some sort of planned retirement thingy.....;P