TOP 10 PRECAUTIONS FOR ORANGE ALERT

America On The Run

from JoeUser Forums
1. Look under your car before getting in, and make sure there's no bomb under it.
2. When crossing the street and looking both ways once, look both ways twice.
3. Before driving under an over-pass, look up to see if anyone is getting ready to throw something off.
4. Forget American Express, never leave your home without your bomb sniffing dog.
5. Wear rubber gloves when checking your mail. (Open the lid slowly.)
6. Don't eat at fast food restaurants, there could be undercover terrorists working there.
7. Stay away from malls, shop online.
8. Never take a bus.
9. Avoid standing near strangers with puffy clothing.
10. Call a friend every hour and let them know you are still alive.
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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
hmmm if i were to follow these guidelines i wouldn't be considered compulsive would i? hehe.
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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wouldn`t you help terrorists reaching their target by doing all these recommendation ? To scare you to make change your lifestyle....

I`m sure that you have more chance to be stung by bee than to be victim of terrorism. I don`t say that the there`s no risk, but you have to be less paranoid.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pretty funny...or sad, not sure which. maybe a little of both. :-) I think the goal of the terrorists isn't to scare us into changing our lifestyle, its to prohibit us from living period. Some minor changes (being cautious, cognizant of your surroundings) aren't such a bad thing.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey GCJ just wanted to thank you for visiting my blog and leaving comments. Its good to get feed back. On the lighter side, In a world where everyone is out to get you paranoid is just good thinking (some comedian said that)

In the begining the Universe was Created, This made a lot of people angry, and has generaly been thought of as a bad idea ever since (Douglas Adams)
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Is this real?! Because if it is the Government is stupider than I thought. It's fear. They are creating it so that everyone in America will gladly bypass their rights as a citizen and beg the administration to have tanks and guards on every corner to maintain their way of life and protect their families. History has shown what happens when this kind of mentality and militarization takes place. My the webs we weave ~chuckles~
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Lots of laughs, No OP its not real. Just making light of those terrorists who think that they are making us Americans paranoid. NOT!!! GCJ
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
However, just posting this means the " fear" real or not has been planted into your conscience by your gov't for your..." protection" More fear=more consumerism=better economy for everyone, keep being afraid, it's good for all of us:)
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
WHAT!! no more mall shopping?? shop on line?? it's not the same Hun, they don't give ya that free donut with ya cuppa ...heehee Oh! what will I do?
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
You can get ya donut at Krispy Kream Hon, didn't ya say they have em in Australia now? lol GCJ
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
ummm yeah Krispy Kream are here Hun but, it wouldn't be free, I'd have to run down and buy 'em...heehee!! love ya posts Hun, I enjoy popping in and out to see what new posts you have up. keep up the great work Hun....Woohoooo your the best!!!!!!