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DrJBHL
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Reply #326 November 24, 2008 12:11:02 PM
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you can talk under water with a mouthful of marbles. Yup, his missus reckons you and him was on the phone for over 5 hours the other week, talking all sorts of crazy stuff and then laughing about it.

Sigh. Why are women always right? Oh yeah....I was the bloke wot nailed yer shoe down, put the cellophane wrap on the toilet and gave you the case o' Guiness, and lit tha' bag o' dog poop I put on yer welcome mat on fire then rang yer bell and ran away!

Bwah hah hah!   [e digicons]*_*[/e]

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Reply #327 November 24, 2008 12:28:42 PM
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Oh yeah....I was the bloke wot nailed yer shoe down, put the cellophane wrap on the toilet and gave you the case o' Guiness, and lit tha' bag o' dog poop I put on yer welcome mat on fire then rang yer bell and ran away!

Ah, now I get the meaning of that old saying: "That's what mates are for."... to cop the verbal flogging I would have got for mrs starkers wet butt, had you not fessed up for the cellophane.  Oh, and the cop who came door knocking for the policemans ball... I'm sending you the ticket he wrote after stepping on the dog business. [e digicons][/e] [e digicons]:-"[/e]

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Reply #328 November 24, 2008 6:50:55 PM
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Oh, and the cop who came door knocking for the policemans ball...

[e digicons]:rofl:[/e]  Everybody knows wot they ain't got not even one!

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Reply #329 November 24, 2008 10:15:34 PM
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Everybody knows wot they ain't got not even one!

Resistance is... not telling a cop that to his face. [e digicons][/e]

Now here is a very profound question for ya.  If male cops have policemans balls, what do female cops have?  Do they run a disco night and 'shake their booty' to KC & the Sunshine Band... or do they gate-crash the policemans ball and dance to the "Last Lager Waltz"???

[e digicons]O:)[/e]

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Reply #330 November 25, 2008 2:37:13 AM
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Resistance is childish.

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Reply #331 November 25, 2008 3:13:21 AM
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Resistance is childish.

Ah, now that explains why politicians never do what we elect them for... they think they're still in kindergarten and refusing to use the potty for teacher.

[e digicons]O:)[/e]

Resistance is.... phony overpaid lying inbred thick individuals...cretinous in a nutshell. Added up it spells politician

[e digicons]:-"[/e]

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Reply #332 November 25, 2008 8:26:02 AM
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Resistance is not acknowledging the rapier wit o' the Cap'n!

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Reply #333 November 25, 2008 10:30:34 AM
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Resistance is not acknowledging the rapier wit o' the Cap'n!

Now I 'ave never raped no wit... nor a twit when I comes ta fink o'er it.  Mind ye, tho, I 'ave taken me cutlass t' one 'r two o'er tha years.

Resistance wur... "Ye'll 'ave ter take yer cutlass t' me cos I bain't be walkin' tha plank".... so I did, an' quick jab in the arse 'ad 'em jump any'ow.

[e digicons]:-"[/e]

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Reply #334 November 25, 2008 10:49:18 AM
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Resistance is not jumpin' wit th' Cap'n's cutlass pokin' at ye!

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Reply #335 November 25, 2008 11:46:26 AM
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Resistance is not jumpin' wit th' Cap'n's cutlass pokin' at ye!

Aye, that be why I 'aves me trusty flintlock if'n me cutlass don't do tha job... a few pellets o' lead in thar arse 'aves 'em jumpin' quicker than a grasshopper on a pogo stick.  Aaarrgghh!!!

Resistance be... not loadin' me pistol wiv salt on them occashuns... tho I be greatly tempted.

[e digicons]O:)[/e]

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Reply #336 November 25, 2008 12:17:13 PM
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Resistance would be not getting a bang out of it.

 

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Reply #337 November 25, 2008 7:52:46 PM
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Resistance is falling on concrete, resilience is getting back up.

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Reply #338 November 25, 2008 9:30:46 PM
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Resistance would be not getting a bang out of it.

Resistance is... getting more bang for your buck... impregnate it with liquid C4 before depositing it in the bank which foreclosed on your mortgage.

[e digicons]O:)[/e]

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Reply #339 November 26, 2008 12:35:37 PM
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Resistance is... a true story I saw on the 6 o'clock news... guy burned down the house after the bank foreclosed on just $4,200.

Petty bastards, banks. [e digicons]:thumbsdown:[/e]

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Reply #340 November 26, 2008 12:48:29 PM
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Yup!

Resistance is doing CPR on an Investment Banker.

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Reply #341 November 26, 2008 5:20:21 PM
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Resistance would be doing mouth to mouth on one of those assh*#les.    Patooooey

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Reply #342 November 26, 2008 5:41:49 PM
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Resistance is the knowledge that those criminals profited and thrived on the misery they have caused, and aren't in jail!!!!!!  [e digicons]#[/e] [e digicons]:ninja:[/e] [e digicons]:banhammer:[/e] [e digicons]>[/e]

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Reply #343 November 26, 2008 9:41:05 PM
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Resistance would be doing mouth to mouth on one of those assh*#les.

Resistance is... not giving a banker BMW exhaust pipe to mouth recussitation. [e digicons]:-"[/e]

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Reply #344 November 26, 2008 9:54:22 PM
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Resistance is not leaving the BMW tread marks where the Spine Doc and CSI can find them.

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Reply #345 November 26, 2008 10:07:00 PM
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Resistance is not even trying to understand this pirate lingo.

What is that called anyway?  Broken english?...lol  [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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Reply #346 November 26, 2008 11:01:01 PM
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Resistance is not leaving the BMW tread marks where the Spine Doc and CSI can find them.

Resistance is... driving the Beamer on slick tyres to there are no tread marks to find. [e digicons]:-"[/e]

 

Resistance is not even trying to understand this pirate lingo.

What is that called anyway? Broken english?...lol

Aye, it be broken English orright... us broke it so's tha King's men didn' understand wot we be talkin' 'bout. [e digicons][/e]

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Reply #347 November 27, 2008 11:38:19 PM
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Resistance is inevitable....

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Reply #348 November 28, 2008 2:42:58 AM
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Resistance is... having a cork shoved in yer butt after curried cabbage for dinner the previous evening. [e digicons]O:)[/e]

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Reply #349 November 28, 2008 4:03:54 PM
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Resistance is the ensuing shrapnel.

Resistance is the idea of living in this world alongside terrorists,

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Reply #350 November 28, 2008 4:30:33 PM
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 Resistance is never giving up.[e digicons]8|[/e]

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