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Well here we go again folks, just got this sent to me and could hardly stop laughing enough to copy and paste it here for everyone. Enjoy.
JUAN AND JOSE WORKED TOGETHER IN AN EL PASO CLOTHING FACTORY; AND WHEN BOTH WERE LAID OFF, THEY WENT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE TOGETHER
WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, JUAN SAID 'PANTY STITCHER; I SEW ELASTIC INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES.'
THE CLERK LOOKED UP 'PANTY STITCHER' AND IT WAS LISTED AS UNSKILLED LABOR, SO SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $300 A WEEK UNEMPLOYMENT PAY.
SHE ASKED JOSE HIS OCCUPATION, AND HE SAID, 'DIESEL FITTER,' WHICH WAS LISTED AS A SKILLED JOB. SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $600 A WEEK.
WHEN JUAN FOUND OUT, HE WAS FURIOUS! HE STORMED BACK INTO THE OFFICE TO FIND OUT WHY HIS CO-WORKER GOT TWICE THE MONEY.
THE CLERK EXPLAINED, 'PANTY STITCHERS ARE UNSKILLED LABORERS, AND DIESEL FITTERS ARE SKILLED LABORERS.'
'WHAT SKILL?' YELLED JUAN 'I SEW THE ELASTIC ON THE PANTIES, AND JOSE PUTS 'EM OVER HIS HEAD AND SAYS, 'DIESEL FITTER!!!!’ 
