Ah, but if they were stupid, how did they know to eat from the tree of knowledge to pass mom and dad's apptitude test??

or did the tree of knowledge make them stupid?

Or was it stupid is as stupid does?

Or is it as the comedian Ron White says "you can't fix stupid"?

I heard you could, but did they have lobotomies in Adam & Eve's day?

would the recovery rate not be very low in them days?

Who was the first Doctor?

would that be Doctor Who?

Is Doctor Who good?

Wouldn't you have to ask Mrs. Who?

Why would I ask Mrs. Who?

Because someones got to do it?

Isn't "When was the first lobotomy?"pretty much a "no brainer"? 

Didn't the doctor give up on GWB's lobotomy because he had nothing to work with?

Does a lobotomy cost less for a half-wit?

Why, you looking to get one?   lol

Do I want a frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front o me?  

If a frontal lobotomy helps with erection problems, would a rear lobotomy help with constipation??

ROFLMAO @ Starkers. 

I don't know, is there a neurologist in the house? or is there a House in the house?

Is there a plumber in the house?

Starkers rear lobotomy dint fix the constipation?

I didn't hear him scream, did you?

I was biting down on a 4" x 2" even after the enema, so would you have heard anything?

Is starkers (the funniest guy on WC, BTW, IMNSHO) "public enema" #1or #2?

(BTW go by my Thanksgiving Blessing and try to Pyrate it, Cap'n!)

If I was public enema #1 or #2, wouldn't I give you all the shits?

***on second thoughts, don't answer that. ***

Aarrrghhhhh.. so ye wants yer thread pirated do 'e?  Well don't say ye didn' ask fer it.