Mother Nature is in a major elaborate involvement over here, could it really be spring

At what time do you call it spring? when it rains a lot? Or what?

When snow melts away, rain to clean it all up and buds start blooming,would you call that Spring...

Isn't a spring a place to get (hopefully) fresh water?

Or maybe the spring in a matress

Does constant rain count as fresh water?

probably depends on amount of smog and other pollutants in air?

When in doubt,boil,boil,boil,is a saying or just a good moto

If you're lacking a spring in your step, do you resort to a pogo stick?

Not unless it's a super heavy duty one right mate?

Are you suggesting I use Mack truck suspension springs instead of a pogo stick?

Heya Ed... me old mate, you have a PM.

Haven't pogo sticks bit the dust long ago?

Actually pogo sticks are really big in Japan.  Go figure.

If you rub two pogo sticks together can you make fire?

 To accomplish such a feat wouldn't one have to have arms like

Popeye

That doesn't make a lot of sense... cos most of 'em are so little.

Would you want arms like Popeye... and, do you like your spinach?

I like spinach, but who wants arms like popeye?

A 7 pound weakling?

Isn't that some kind of fish?

One of those walking fish found in Mexico or somewhere?

Have you seen the 4 minute flying one

Is that served with three minute eggs?

(Total preparation time: seven minutes)

Would those 3 minute eggs be poached, fried, boiled or scrambled... and is that 3 minutes Northern Hemisphere time or Southern?

Could I have a non-spinach salad with my fish on the Northern Hemisphere

Ah, but was the fish caught in the Northern or Southern Hemisphere?

Is Captain HiFlyer from the Northern Hemisphere